A Girls Own Adventure

My recent cycling trip to Sri Lanka was peppered with ‘firsts’.  It was the first time I had planned an independent road-bike trip outside of Europe, it was also the first time that I hadn’t booked accommodation in advance, and the first time I had managed to persuade a friend to come along (since my ealry 20’s).  There was a small amount of risk attached to all three aspects, but the one that worried me the most was not pre-booking the accommodation.

So were my fears valid?  Of course not! They never are.  As with all things un-planned, not booking accommodation inadvertently lead to one of the most memorable and adventurous nights of the trip.  This is the story of an adventure in the Knuckles Mountains.

‘The Knuckles’ are slightly off the tourist trail, which adds greatly to their attraction, so I included them on our west to east traverse of the Island.  Having put the route together I was under no illusion that it was going to be an easy day, but we had rested our hill-torn legs for a whole three days, and I was ready to roll.  The ascent was hot but very picturesque and as this was well into our holiday, Kate and I had got into pattern with our riding; in an uphill scenario this meant Kate in the front and me varying distances behind.  On this ascent I stopped next to a couple of roadside waterfalls to mop my beetroot coloured brow, contemplate my navel and take some pictures. At one point I slowed down to such an extent that my Garmin stopped recording.  Surely I was going faster than 0 m/h?

Pictures of the ascent.

We eventually made the col and as we started to descend our thoughts turned to colonial guesthouses with large verandas and cold beers, and perhaps even a bath? It was becoming a bit of a theme for the trip (along with balcony roads, misty mountains & level crossings ……don’t ask!).

The events that unfolded over the next couple of hours were a bizarre mix of wild-goose chase, no room at the Inn and making the wrong decisions at crucial points along the way.  As a consequence we found ourselves sitting outside a Forestry Commission house, homeless, hungry and totally crest-fallen, knowing that our accommodation options had run out, and the only way out of the situation was climbing back up the hill to an utterly bleak guest-house in the last village we had ridden through.  I can’t really find adequate words to describe this place. Think along the lines of an ancient scout hut that hadn’t been opened up for years, with no guarantee of running water or electricity.

We turned our bikes around, climbed the hill and faced our fate, but when we arrived we were greeted by a posse of local guest-house owners, one who convinced us that his place was what we were looking for. The only trouble was it was further up the hill, and by then both of us had nothing left in our legs. With an inspired amount of sign language we managed to get the ‘Scout Hut’ guest house owner to agree to keep our bikes in his guest house. And so it was that we suddenly found ourselves and our bags being whisked away in the back of a tuk-tuk along a forest track………. into the back of beyond. When we eventually arrived we found ourselves at a clearing in the forest, outside an enchanting hut made of mud and sticks! Our host showed us to our veranda, and what a view! So it didn’t have a bath, no Lion beer, just some mattresses and an oil lamp (see top picture).

Although our new home had no more facilities (quite possibly less) than the ‘scout hut’,  it was in a different league; possibly the premier league for romantic adventurers! After we had washed and changed out of our cycling kit, our host appeared with a large plate of noodles and then promptly disappeared on his tuk-tuk, leaving us to the vagaries of our unfamiliar surroundings. We amused ourselves with a lengthy game of I-spy!

The sun slowly disappeared from the valley, and the days warmth quickly started slipping away. Kate went on a hunt for some blankets and returned triumphant with a pile of sheets, so we would at least be warm in our remote forest eyrie.  With no sign of our host, we watched the sunset unfold before us, first the roosting birds, then the stars, then an amazing display of fire flies.  Just as we were starting to feel like a couple of abandoned babes in the wood, we heard the re-assuring hum of the tuk-tuk returning along the bumpy track, and with oil lamps lit, we were soon enjoying a pile of vegetable rice and deviled chicken. What service!

The next day we set off with un-charged phones and Garmins, but our stomachs were full, our legs were fresh and our heads were full of freshly stored memorable moments.

For me, it was an experience that was slightly outside of my comfort zone, but not so much that I didn’t enjoy it, and it was enhanced by being with someone who enjoyed it as much as me (being there with somebody who lost their cool would have been a nightmare). Thanks Kate!

Knuckles Forest Lodge

Knuckles forest lodge is the kind of place that is built on someones dream, with it’s heart firmly in the right place.  It has a flushing toilet (no less), a solar panal which provides enough electricity for the lights in the evening, a fire pit, a little camping ground, and a first class oil-lamp lit veranda with sweeping views of the forest.

I promised Nial I would mention it in my blog so here it is.  All I would say is that you should contact them before you arrive, cos you will never find it on your own ….unless you have the luck of the devil, that is!


This is a pictorial map of the tour. The Knuckles Adventure was on Day 8/9

map of sri lanka

For more info on the route-planning aspects of the trip, please click here

Who needs an Adventure Road Bike?

Is it really necessary to invent yet another type of bike?  Well, all I can say is that I am definitely coming around to the idea!

At first I thought it was just another marketing ploy to convince cyclists with a lot of spare cash that they needed to buy another bike to add to their bike stable, but whilst I think that may be true in some instances, a couple of bikes have caught my eye and made me think again, and now I find myself contemplating my first purchase.

Back in the days when I rode with the local cycle-touring club (I was very young ……), the more adventurous Sunday rides included off-road sections which we called ‘ruff-stuff’!  I loved them but they did involve a lot of walking. The steel-framed bikes were heavy, difficult to stop (!) and lacked the necessary gears to get you up the hill, but it was great fun trying!  When mountain bikes arrived on the scene (I was still very young ….!), I was first in-line but would never consider riding them on the road.  So is there a half-way house? I think so. The most significant development in road bike design in the last 5 years is the introduction of disk brakes, which not only means you can stop on a dime, but also allows a re-design of the back stays (chain and seat) and front forks to accommodate fatter tyres.  So with the correct gearing and a higher bottom bracket, I say let the new age of adventure road-biking commence!

Over the last couple of years, and without really realising it, I have been turning my current road bike into a proto-Adventure Road Bike, by increasing the tyre width to 28” and changing the rear cassette and derailleur to MTB spec, and I have rarely had to push my bike on off-road sections, but I am looking forward to the easier stopping capabilities on long off-road descents, and the added comfort of suspension and wider tyres, that a ‘real’ Adventure Road Bike promises to bring.

For me, it isn’t just about added comfort and off-road capability.  I admit to having minimalist tendencies, so in my ideal world I would own one bike that was capable of adapting to many riding environments, rather than owning lots of different bikes. I’m hoping that with an Adventure Road Bike, I just need two sets of wheels, a robust heavier pair with wide tyres for the adventure days, and a lighter pair with narrower tyres so that I can keep up with the Bella Velo ladies on my purely road-riding days. The practicalities of this are far from proven, but I like the idea.

So which bikes have turned my head?

Last year saw Cannondale introduced the Slate, the first drop handle-bar bike with 3cm of travel in their Lefty Oliver front fork, and this year sees the introduction of the Specialized Diverge with the new Future Shock, giving you 2 cm of travel. Both bikes also give you the option to use either 650b or 700cc diameter wheels (I had to go on some seriously nerdy websites to find this out with regard to the Slate!).

I think it’s time to try them out. Watch this space…….

If you want to read more about Adventure Road Biking click here for my quick introduction.

If you want to read more about my Adventure Road rides in the French Alps click here for Alps June 2016 and here for Alps Autumn 2016

Hoo Dunnit!

Curlews, convicts & contraband

It was time to forge further east along the Thames and pick up a Thames-side route from Dartford to Rochester, and with the days getting longer and the weather forecast set fair, I seized the day. My mission was to stick close to the Thames with the main attraction of this stretch being the Hoo Peninsular, which has a lonely but beautiful ‘other worldliness’ to it that is similar to other flat and forgotten corners of the British Isles (like the marshlands around Dungeness).  I was particularly lured to a remote section of path marked on the OSM outdoors map as ‘Curlews, Convicts and Contraband’. The route to this remote section included a lot un-surfaced tracks with a few potential ‘dead-ends’ which needed investigating, so I set out knowing it wasn’t go to be easy, even if it was flat.

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Wobbly moment under the QEII bridge.

I started out from Dartford station, which is now becoming quite familiar, and picked up a path that ran alongside the River Darent.  I followed it’s wiggles to the Thames and the Deptford Creek flood barrier, before heading east over the Deptford marshes to the Queen Elizabeth II bridge.  The marshlands where packed with birds and flys and, as I coasted along the river path, I approached a photographer complete with tri-pod and all the accessories, assuming that he was filming the wildlife. Alas no!  As I got closer I spotted a scantily clad lady in heels definitely not designed for bird-watching.  I was tempted to look back, but didn’t!  If that wasn’t enough to make me feel queasy, riding next to the massive legs of the Queen Elizabeth II bridge, brought on slight vertigo.  It was all too much this early in the day.

Onwards to the Thames-side towns of Greenhithe and Gravesend, which were crammed with the kind of history that fascinates me.  Due to it’s position on the river (being the first easily accessible dry land) it was the International departures and arrivals point for ships bound to all points east, from the huge ships of the East India Company in the 1600 & 1700’s bound for China, Indonesia and India, to the Australia-bound ocean liners taking £10 poms to a new life in the 1950 & 60’s.  I stood on the promenade at Gravesend thinking of all those people setting off and returning from massive life-changing adventures over the centuries, and it made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.

I picked my way out of Gravesend, choosing the path that runs along the Thames, rather than the Sustrans route 1.  It involved a couple of styles and gates and the odd patch of bog, but was 90% rideable.  The path led to Shornemead Fort, which was built in the mid 1800’s but has since been demolished and is now a gallery for graffiti.  An interesting mix of old and new, with framed pictures of the Thames rolling by, through the fort casements.  From there I decided to make a detour inland to find an easier surface to ride on, which led me to a mobile cafe serving up anything fried with tea, coffee or a sugary drink.  Perfect!  It was next to Hoo junction, and as it was at the end of an un-surfaced road on the edge of a marsh, it didn’t have a FB page, and rarely gets a stranger. Bacon butties were good!

Looking East along the Thames from Shoremead. The white dot shimmering on the skyline is an approaching tanker.

From here, things got a little wild. A local cyclist warned me of the disintegrating path around Cliffe Fort but I decided to go for it.  How else was I going to get to the Curlews, Convicts and Contraband section?  The path around the front of the fort had indeed been swallowed up by the Thames and had been diverted through a sand and gravel works, via another flooded section of path. Having negotiated it without getting my feet wet, I was then faced with an extremely narrow over-grown section, which thankfully only lasted for around a 100 metres.  Having passed these tests, the Hoo Peninsula lay before me, in all it’s …….flatness! The path ran parallel with the Thames but on the marsh side of the flood barrier, so although the surface was reasonably fast, the views where so similar for the next half an hour that I ended up thinking I was stopped and the scenery was moving.  I was completely alone for the entire section.  Just me, the reeds, the vast sky and a load of Curlews and Sky Larks.  I couldn’t help feeling that I needed to be a few metres above sea level rather than below, for a truly enjoyable experience.  By the time I got to the Curlews, Convicts and Contraband section of the track, tiredness had kicked in, and all I felt was an urgent need for a bit of tarmac. Ho hum!

Once back on the black stuff, and having stopped for some dried mango and flapjack, I was feeling more together but decided not to go to Grain as I didn’t want to hit rush-hour back in London.  The Hoo Peninsular to Waterloo East at rush hour, what a contrast! I meandered along the coast through Hoo St Werburgh to Rochester, where I boarded the train home, and had the dubious pleasure of sharing my carriage with some Boys from Westminster Cathedral Choir School.  I learnt some new words, but won’t be sharing them here, in case my Mum reads it.

The Verdict

The longest mileage on un-surfaced roads yet undertaken on my road bike.  It was a hard 67 km, but I certainly don’t regret any of it.  When I do it again I will include more landward small lane sections, through Cliffe, Cooling & St Mary Hoo!  Anybody considering doing the section from Cliffe Fort to High Halstow needs to be able to lift their bike over a number of 5-bar gates!  I’ll only load a tamer version of this ride onto The Rides page.

New Coastline

This ride includes a section of coastline close to Halstow Marshes which has been altered as recently as October 2016, by building a new more landward sea wall, breaching the old sea-wall and allowing an area of the marsh to revert back to intertidal mud-flats. It was the largest controlled breach of a flood wall in the UK to date and you can read about it here.  Even the Ordnance Survey Maps have yet to be altered, so my red-line on the map below may well be the first published up-dated map!

Route Map


Strava, Streams & the Serra de Bernia

Alison Dex braving the first ford.

…….and so it came to be that I found myself on a road-biking holiday in Calpe, a resort just along the coast from Benidorm. I had confessed my love of the road less traveled to the group leader (Keith the honorary Bella Velo), so he was prepared when I veered off down a bumpy track as the rest of the group sped-off on beautifully smooth tarmac.  I had planned a couple of rides before I arrived.  Here is a description of the ride I completed on the last day.

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The roads out of Calpe have one thing in common; they are all up-hill.  Not particularly unusual for a coastal resort, but they do go on a bit!  Having examined various maps and overlays I worked out that the least painful way out of town for an adventure road-biker involved a ford crossing, which in normal conditions would have been nothing more than a trickle, but having had over 2 cm of rain earlier in the week, the waterways were a bit lively.  This turned out to be a recurring theme throughout the ride.  I managed to convince one of the Bella Velo ladies to join me for the first section of the ride, and here she is fording the first stream. Thanks Alison!

The weather was sunny but with a slightly Siberian bite to the wind which kept us moving.  Up the lane, along a short section of Main road and onto the Serra Bernia road.  Regardless of whether you are a pure roadie or have off-road inclinations, I think it would be difficult not to enjoy riding this road.  It quietly winds its way along the side of a hill with great views of Calpe and the coast, before turning towards a craggy mountain ridge, eventually descending into a valley which leads to the small town of Xalo. It would be wrong not to mention the 3 km ramp section with gradients of 13 to 15 %, but hey, things of beauty are often cruel!

The end of the road …..and another river crossing!

After arriving in Xalo and warming up with piece of apple cake, a cafe con leche and much hovering over a wood burner, I left my roadie friends and headed out along the road to Liber. I took a left just before the village and followed the River Xalo along a small track on the valley floor, fording the river twice as it wound it’s way down the valley.  The river crossings added to the charm and challenge of the section and I did manage to keep my feet dry!  The road was rideable apart from the first 100 metres which had been washed away, and although it wasn’t the easiest of surfaces, I cycled past pretty bamboo groves and colourful river cut cliffs, until the track eventually joined the main Gata de Gorgos road.

The main road to Xabia was long, straight and busy with a very limited hard shoulder, so I was glad I had planned an alternative route, which on any other day of the year would have been as dry as a bone.  Not today, in fact sections of a stream had chosen the road as it’s preferred route.  It made for an interesting ride and took me to the outskirts of Xabia; a coastal town and part of the continuous conurbation that makes up this part of Spains coastline.

I am morbidly fascinated by Spains coastal ‘build ups'(!), so I chose a route which took me as close to the coast as possible but kept to the suburban roads rather than the A roads.  This meant a couple of sections of ‘unknown’ to join the built-up areas.  Arenal, which was to the seaside of Xabia had a pleasant beach-side cycle path and certainly wasn’t in the Benidorm league of ‘built up’, although you certainly couldn’t describe it as quaint.  I left the sea-front and climbed the headland between Arenal and Moraira, passing large well kept houses and gardens.  I was certainly in no danger of bumping into Madge from Benidorm here.

At the top of the hill my route -finding luck ran-out and I found myself in the middle of a burned out apocalyptic landscape, made up of jagged limestone pavement and scorched trees.  The track was unrideable on the uphill sections and exhausting on the down’s, but I could see where I was trying to get to, even if it took me half an hour to get there! I couldn’t determine whether is was fire-damaged or destined for more development, but I was certainly witnessing a land in some kind of transition.  I eventually made it back to tarmac and along a mix of pretty country lanes and urban sprawl to the picturesque cove of El Portet and on to Moraira for a well deserved ‘cania de cerveza’.  Moraira has a little port and an old town and is like Calpe’s rich relative.  I sat at a restaurant overlooking the port nursing my beer and eating the salty nuts and corn thoughtfully provided.  This was the last ride of the holiday and as I rode the familiar roller-coaster road back to Calpe, it felt like an old friend and for all my mis-givings about this stretch of coast, I didn’t want to leave so soon.

Top: Via Pista, looking down on Benitachell, Left:River crossing on Gorgos de Xalo, Right: On the road to Xabia, Bottom: Coming into Gata de Gorgos

Verdict:  A very enjoyable day out. Calpe is not classic adventure road-riding country because it is mobbed with Rapha-clad roadies checking their PR’s, VO2’s and Strava segments, not to mention checking everybody else’s ‘lever length’ and ‘climbing tackle’ (nothing is sacred nowadays!).  Having said that, wherever you go there is always ‘a ride less ordinary’.

Route Map


Strava Results.

I confess to getting swept up in the world or Strava segments and couldn’t help checking my stats when I returned.  Here is what I found!

Segment name: Carrer Caravaggio, Climb 31 (aka the apocalyptic section) I was Queen of the Mountains, by virtue of being the only women to have attempted it (on Strava). 64 attempts have been made to date and I come in at number 58.  It took me 25 mins (including a photo shoot).  The fastest man did it in 10 mins and the slowest (who happens to be called Wim van Wever) did it in 52 mins.

To anybody out there who is worried about my adventure biking spirit, I joined Strava so that I could use Relive.cc, a piece of software that replays your days efforts in 3D.  That’s where the grooming begins ……

(Post script. I have already been cruelly stripped of my QOM …..ho hum!)

(For Ride with GPS route download please click here)

…….here comes the sun!



Ready to roll ….

Beautiful trails through pine clad hills, gravel tracks up dry river beds, classic road-bike climbs ….. gambas al ajillo, Rioja.  I will definitely be back for more!  This blog describes my winter escape to seek out some Mediterranean sunshine and to discover some new Adventure road-bike routes in the hills behind Barcelona.

Even the combination of Southern Rail and EasyJet didn’t stop my plans for a week away from the grey skies of London, although they did try pretty hard.  I arrived outside my Airbnb in the Collserola National Parc at around 8.30pm in a light drizzle, and as the taxi pulled away and my attempts at alerting my hosts to my arrival failed, it briefly occurred to me that I should have brushed up on my Spanish and perhaps booked somewhere a little busier.  After the neighbour showed me how to operate a Spanish ‘entry system’ (i.e the bell), my doubts faded, and I found myself in a beautiful loft apartment over-looking a pine and olive clad hill dotted with beautiful Spanish villas.  I was already hooked.

My week was wall to wall blue skies, a couple of great rides, loads of delicious food and the re-discovery of Barcelona after a 26 year ga

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Ride 1 Ullastrell Loop

Roads. Railways & Rivers – The Llobregat Valley

The first 5 minutes of this ride was definitely the hardest – 30% ascent straight out of the front door, but with a hint of the herby dusty piney smell that signals all things warm and Mediterranean, I wasn’t complaining.  I pushed the bike to the top of the hill (fearing cardiac failure or at the very least a pulled muscle) and began the ride winding along a ridge through the Collserola National Parc.  Like a lot of the roads in the region, they tend to contour around and follow the ridges where possible, which is great for the views and the legs.  The route took me through Floresta and out onto some great trails through the pine forests.  Such fun that I forgot to look at my GPS and went seriously off route.

The trail stops at El Papiol a small industrial town on the edge of a massive valley cut by the Llobregat river, which starts in the Pyrenees. The valley is a mass of roads, railways and industrial towns, and the sudden contrast from the peace of the forest was quite intimidating.  My pre-ride recce indicated a lot of trails along the valley floor, so I headed for the river and found a large track going in the right direction.

The gravel and mud jeep-track followed the dry river bed and weaved it’s way past allotments, warehouses, under roads and railways, and was a bit like discovering a secret passage that comes out just where you want it (pictured above left).  I eventually emerged onto the start of the road climb up to Ullastrell.  Most road climbs in the area have gradients of less than 6% and never more than 7, and this ascent was no exception. Twelve kilometres later I was in Ullastrell looking for a coffee shop.  Surely a popular cyclist destination would have one?  Ullastrell was perched on a ridge which looked north to the Serra del Colcardus, or south back down the Llobregat valley to Barcelona.  I was left wondering why it was a cycling destination, apart from the fact that it was up a hill (funny bunch these Strava cyclists?).  I failed to find a central area or a cafe and decided to retreat back in the Terrassa direction.

Open All Hours – a speciality grocers I found on my way home

My desire for a coffee and a break was satiated in Can Sola, which could possibly be described as a less salubrious suburb of Rubi.  I was entertained by some spontaneous Karaoke, a man trying to train his dog by shouting at it, and a horse-box full of whinnying horses. Weird combination!  The coffee was excellent and the cafe owners were very friendly (and tolerant of my appalling Spanish).  The trip back was as varied and interesting as my trip out, and I found my self flicking in and out of suburbs and pine forests on quiet roads.

As I neared my home for the week, the suburbs became smarter and I came across an old-fashioned grocers shop.  It was definitely one-up from ‘open all hours’, but born in the same era.  The Spanish lady couldn’t have been more helpful in my quest for the perfect pasta sauce and explained that she had the ultimate sauce arriving next week; alas I would not be there.  I wish she had been in the photograph, but here it is without her.

The Verdict

A great ride.  I was ‘reet chuffed’ that my route finding plans had delivered.  I would change the section around Rubi as it was too busy, and I would also consider continuing to Montserrat to lengthen the ride and significantly increase my chances of finding a decent coffee shop……and see the Monastry, of course!

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Ride 2 Begues Loop

An old mill – complete with mill wheel

The weather was set fair and I set off for my second ride, this time with a little more local knowledge. I decided that riding up the valley floor was a better start to the day than the 30% ascent to the top of the ridge.  Although the valley road had slightly more traffic, it wasn’t busy and I quickly found myself at Floresta, but this time heading out in a different direction.  The previous rides forest trails had proven to be totally manageable on a road-bike so I added some more to this ride.  Initially I was disappointed because my new route turned out to be a small paved road rather than soft pine needles, but soon enough it turned to gravel, pine needles & compacted mud. I even found myself cycling along a stream bed at one point.  Although it wasn’t a long section, it was beautiful; probably made more so by the early morning misty light and heavy dew.  The non-paved trail ended at a large mill, complete with millstone next to a large old house with an expensive car in the drive.  I knew the road would be easy from now on!

All too soon I was back out in the wide open space of the Llobregat valley, with its multiple roads, railways, rivers and industry, but before it swallowed me up, I went through a sweet town on the valley floor called Molins de Rei, which appeared to have kept some of it’s original charm.  I was almost tempted by a coffee at a little square but managed to keep my blinkers on for a while longer. My route across and down the valley was straight-forward apart from one very short section where I found myself on a massive 6 lane high-way and suddenly started worrying about how to get off it ….as quickly as possible. Although big, the road was virtually empty allowing me to do a U-turn onto a quieter road.

My route along the valley took me through the quiet suburbs of St Vincenc Dels Horts and Poble Neu before I turned up the valley towards Torrelles de Llobregat and faced the major climb of the day, a 400 metre ascent in 12 km.  The first section up to Torrelles was a wide road with plenty of room and very light traffic, and past Torrelles the road soon changed to a small paved road with virtually no traffic.  The whole section was up a picturesque wooded valley, made more so by the blue skies and empty roads.  I was glad of my ‘granny gear’ on the top section though.  The valley tops out at a plateau dominated by the town of Begues, and the road climb ends in an attractive old suburb of this town, dominated by large houses with beautifully kept gardens full of Cypress trees and ornamental palms, painted shutters and terracotta tiles.  I decided to make a detour into the town and found a modern central square and, much to my delight after yesterdays ride, a coffee shop in the sun with a conveniently placed tree for my bike and fantastic tasting chocolate croissants.  This ride was shaping up to be a classic!

…….big house, big car, little bike!

As I left the town, I passed the very elaborate council building, and although it wasn’t in the sun, I thought it was worthy of a photo (it didn’t make the cut, but is worth a visit!).  Onward and downwards, on a main road which descends off the plateau, and in the UK would have been a nightmare, but the drivers in this part of Spain are incredibly courteous and it didn’t feel dangerous at any point.  Eventually reaching Gava, I hung a left and headed through the suburbs of Viladecans, St Climent de Llobregat to Sant Boi de Llobregat, where I was confronted with what was by now becoming a familiar challenge ….getting across the mighty Llobregat valley.  Again my pre-ride reccy paid off, and I kept to my planned route which lead me across the valley on a series of cycle tracks and small roads which linked to the northern suburbs of Barcelona.  The next section of my route through Cornella involved (nonchalantly) walking through a subway and suddenly realising I was on a tram-line platform, which wasn’t really part of the plan, but I hate road tunnels with no cycle lane, so I still think it was the better option! (On return, I realised that section is totally avoidable)

The fun was not yet over, as I had to make a last ascent into the Collserola National Parc, via a steep track to the top of the ridge.  For my last descent, and a perfect end to the day, I found a rideable track through the forest to Valvidrera, before returning to my lofty accommodation and devouring a massive portion of sausage and bean casserole!

The Verdict

Even better than the first ride, due to the increased amount of riding in the National Park.  I have replaced the section through Cornella tram-line station on the Rides download page.  The small section of (very) main road close to Molins de Rei is unavoidable as far as I can tell, but is very short.  There are a limited number of bridges across the Llobregat. Still gets 5 stars in my books!

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Maps and Info


Going ‘Up East’

Deptford Creek

I think I’m at the start of a love affair.  I decided to ride to a friend’s house in Wanstead a few weeks ago and planned a route that was as traffic-free as possible.  It took me through parts of London that I had heard of, but never seen, and I loved it.  At one point I was riding alone down a disused canal cut, past abandoned warehouses on a narrow tow-path with a steep drop into a green soupy canal, the next minute I was dodging around the side of hidden marinas and dry docks, and then the Olympic Park full of waterways, bikes paths and strange looking buildings.  Yes I am 10 years behind the curve when it comes to discovering East London, but I made it in the end.

So with my wheel set firmly towards the rising sun, I set off on another journey of discovery.  I planned to ride Quietway 1, which is a new almost traffic-free bike route from Waterloo to Greenwich, and then follow the NCN Route 1 to Woolwich and beyond.

The Ride. The route immediately out of Waterloo was slow and busy, with too many white vans doing U-turns, but at least the path was well marked.  I was soon beyond Borough and heading to South Bermondsey on quiet back roads, and as I headed further east, Quietway 1 really did live up to its name.  I passed the Millwall football stadium, where the biggest visible advertising hoarding was a local funeral directors and it reminded me of a guy I used to go to college with.  He was a big Millwall fan and use to show off a mended slash in his leather jacket from a stabwound he had suffered at a particularly lively game!  Onward and over the Ha’penny Hatch footbridge, which spans Deptford Creek just before it joins the Thames. Through the railway arch on my left I glimpse a small collection of boats moored on the eastern bank, and to my right a notice on the bridge inviting me to wade through the mud at low tide. For a mere £10 you get a pair of waders and the chance to get really muddy.  I’m tempted!.

Sand and Gravel Works beyond Greenwich

At Greenwich, the Quietway 1 spits me out on the main road in to town.  I pass the Cutty Sark, which is always an impressive site, and follow NCN route 1 to a little Thames-side pub, just off the main-stream tourist trail, with the rather unoriginal name of The Cutty Sark. A freshly cooked scotch egg and half a pint later, and I’m back heading east. There are a couple of very big roads to negotiate which the route manages pretty well, and I’m soon back on the Thames path whizzing by a massive aggregates (sand and gravel) depot, with a multitude of conveyor belts and piers jutting into the widening Thames.  With a backdrop of the Thames Barrier and the imposing Tate and Lyle sugar refinery on the northern bank, you could never be in any doubt that this is the working side of town.  I wonder why I am attracted rather than appalled by such views, and put it down to a lifelong curiosity for how something works.

At Woolwich Ferry and I find myself making a split second decision to take the boat rather than the foot tunnel or carry on further east. It is free after-all.  The foot passengers ‘quarters’ are below the car deck,  all white painted metal, wooden benches and incomprehensible signs which only make sense if you are a ferryman.  It reminded me of an oil rig; smelt like one as well!

A glimpse of canary wharf from the Greenway near Stratford

And so to northern shores, and the bit of the ride that I was most curious about.  I wanted to stay as close to the river as possible, following the Capital Ring walk around the eastern lock gates of the Royal Docks.  I cycled through Royal Victoria Gardens and found my way along the front of the Gallions Point housing complex, and then to the first set of locks.  At this point the ride took on a wild and wacky feel.  The main lock gates where relatively easy to negotiate but the ones across the Gallions Marina where decidedly dodgy and not wide enough for a bike and rider.  There was an alarming gap between the two lock gates which I had to hop over and I found the whole experience rather ‘knee wobbling’.  The path out was completely over-grown with rather a desolate feel, and I was starting to imagine finding a dead body around the corner, but only found a pile of laughing gas canisters.  Although the maps indicates paths and roads continuing along the Thames, most of them no longer exist, and I kept ending up at the back entrance to a Tescos Extra.  However much I tried to continue along the Thames, in the end I drew a blank and conceded defeat. I turned landward towards the Greenway, a recently opened traffic-free route along the top of a sewer pipe that runs from Becton to Stratford.

I found the pros of the Greenway (traffic-free, wide, straight, high-up, good views) outweighed the cons (not breathing too deeply when you go past a vent), and any way it is the end of a hot summer so aroma could be seasonal.  As it neared Stratford and the Olympic Park, there were some great views of Canary Wharf and Joseph Bazalgettes Victorian masterpiece, the Three Mills pumping station.

With the last leg of my trip to go, I felt in need of a coffee so I stopped at the Three Mills cafe for what turned out to be a massive bowl of the stuff.  From there to Tower Bridge it’s like an adventure park for bikes, and with a coffee inside me I was whizzing along the gantries, wobbling down the pontoons, taking the curbs to say nothing of the jacob’s ladders and cobbled back streets behind St Catherines Dock.

I completed the loop back to Waterloo past the Tate Modern and couldn’t help comparing it to the Tate and Lyle sugar refinery. It seemed like a fitting end to my industrial tour.

The Verdict. A great ride. One of the ones that doesn’t need a second or third recce to improve upon.  I have two version of this ride in ridewithGPS.com; one which includes the Gallions Point adventure and one which sticks to easier paths at this point in the ride.  

click here ………With Gallions Lock

click here…….Without Gallions Lock



The first puffa gillet in bronze!

Post ride notes:  I’m not normally someone who waxes lyrical about history (I was thrown out of history lessons and banned from taking the O’ level) but on my return I couldn’t help googling some of the things I had past and I found myself being totally drawn in by what I discovered.

The Ha’penny Hackbridge in Deptford appears to have been the site of The Battle of Deptford Bridge in 1497 and also the final resting place for Francis Drake’s Golden Hind.  All of this and more can be found in a blog called the Greenwich Phantom.

Gallions Reach, which previous to my ride had evoked a rather romantic picture of tall ships, was actually named after the Galyons family who owned Thames-side property in the area in the 14th century.  It was also the scene of the biggest Thames disaster and the site of an Inn that Rudyard Kipling stayed at and you can read more about it on the Hidden London website.

Three Mill pumping station was built by Joseph Bazalgette as a remedy for the Cholera outbreaks of the 1800’s.  It pumped sewage to the outer reaches of London before allowing it back into the Thames on an outgoing tide.  If ever there was a cathedral to sewage, it’s this!

Three Mills Island has been the location of a corn mill, a gin distillery, a gun powder plant and is still the worlds largest tidal mill.  It is explained in more detail in the London Unveiled blog.

The two ships in front of Tobacco dock are replicas of pirate ships built in the 1990’s and are associated with a doomed shopping precinct that never came to be.  They are now ghost ships crumbling into their dry docks.  Read more on the Tired of London, tired of living blog

Last Chance Saloon

I awoke from a terrible nights sleep due to eating a huge portion of pasta the previous evening, and the women in the room upstairs going to the loo at least 3 times.  I couldn’t decide between Col de Madeleine (with a train ride) or going up Cormet d’Areches, with the tantalising possibility of completing the ‘Roselend Epic’; a loop ride that included 3 cols and had been taunting me all week.  The weather forecast predicted the best weather for the last 10 days, which wasn’t saying much, but I was aware that it was the last good day before my return to the UK. I set off to do Cormet D’Areches, or at least ride up as much of the valley as possible.  It seemed more exciting than a train ride followed by an ‘up and back’ route.

The Ride. I climbed the small set of switch-backs that Sam and I had discovered in the van, and on through Valezan and Granier.  It seemed like I had been waiting an age to ride up this valley, and what had stopped me was a degree of fear for it’s remoteness, coupled with not knowing the state of the un-surfaced road at the summit.

I rode past the ‘Cormet d’Areche road closed’ sign, taking no heed, steadily climbing the valley-side above Granier. When I glanced back the view of Mont Pourri peeping through the clouds was breath-taking. It is the highest and most eye-catching mountain in the valley. The road climbed through the tall pine forests and out into the high Alpine meadows. It was the toughest climb of the trip and coupled with a slight headache I kept doubting my ability to make it to the top.  I finally reached the end of the tarmac, but the un-surfaced road gave me no excuse to turn back as it was hard-packed with only a small amount of loose gravel.  As I climbed higher, my resolve to reach the col hardened, and I started to contemplate doing the ‘Roselend Epic’ rather than turning for home at the top.

No turning back at the top of Cormet d’Areches

I decided to change the route on my GPS to reflect my change of plan, but in doing so completely confused the device, and as I neared the summit my ‘battery low’ sign started flashing.  Was it a sign? Should I turn back once I had ‘bagged’ the col, or was I just using it as an excuse?  After all, I had studied this route so many times, surely I could navigate it by memory?

I took the obligatory picture at the top and carried on down the other side.  It was only after 500 metres or so, that I realised I had committed to the longer ride without giving it any serious consideration.  By now the road was rocky with a lot of loose gravel but as I slowly picked my way down it, I knew that I wasn’t going to turn the bike around. So that was decided then; I was on for the biggest day of my trip.

As I turned a bend in the road a whole new landscape opened up to me; the Beaufortain Massif.  I was surrounded by 360 degrees of beautiful alpine landscape. Soon back on tarmac, albeit extremely patchy, I swooped passed a huge dam at the end of Lac du Guerin, and on down until I could see the start of the switch-backs up to Col du Pre; a sobering sight.  I stopped at the bottom to eat the last of my Tesco’s flap jack squares and an egg from breakfast, washed down with ice cold alpine water, and started the second ascent of the day.  It was a short but steep 6 km, with gradients up to 10.6%, and very hot.  I stopped at a restaurant at the top for a coffee and a myrtle tart, and filled my water bottle with water that ‘wasn’t always drinkable’ according to the waitress. It was better than nothing and I knew there would be plenty of places to re-fill now that I was nearing a more populated area.


20 kms to go …& the best bit yet to come.

So, onwards and downwards again, with the Lac de Roselend in my sights, and soon behind me. I emptied and re-filled my water bottle with icy water from a roadside tap at the start of the final ascent of the day.  7 km up to the Cormet de Roselend, playing cat and mouse with a group of German road-bikers. Their back-up van kept over-taking me and parking up, perhaps thinking I needed a lift.  If only they knew how close I was to completing my own personal challenge, and that I would rather crawl to the top with the bike strapped to my back than accept a lift. I realised at this point that, bar a massive mechanical hitch, my mission was almost accomplished.

There was just one last thing left to be done, a 20 km descent into Bourg Saint Maurice, and if the last 60 km had blown my mind, then the next 20 took it to another level.  No switch-backs here, just massive sweeping turns passing high snow-capped mountains, and valleys begging to be explored.  As I flew down the road, tilting into the curves and picking up unrecorded speeds, I felt the pressures of the day lift and found myself singing, and then a lump in my throat.

Later, I sat in La Cantina next to the roar of the white water of the Isere river, with a large glass of biere blonde, and realised that nobody knew about my day but me, and for some reason I wanted to keep it that way for a little longer; like someone who’d accidentally stumbled on a nugget of gold. I drank another glass before turning my wheel towards home, after what has to be one of my most awesome days on a bike, ever.

The Verdict.  Need I say more?  Can’t be improved on.  Put it on your bucket list!  I have since discovered that Cormet de Roselend is considered by some to be in the World top 50 ascents, but I like to think that approaching it from the top and descending it, is even more fun.

click here to go to the route in ridewithgps.com


Ascent of Dome de Vaugelaz

My summer house

Another beautiful sunny day. Set off without a plan in the Bourg direction and decided to explore above the village of les Chapelles.

The Ride.  Arrived at the start of the narrow winding road that I noted a couple of days ago and I’m immediately faced with a ridiculously steep hill.  I knew from previous experience that fluffing-up the navigation at this point could ruin the day, so I kept a very close eye on my GPS to check that I was on a road that lead somewhere.  The road changed to gravel jeep track just outside the village, but was rideable even with 25mm Gatorskins.   I climbed steadily up a series of switch-backs and although I was always in the easiest or second easiest gear, the gradient was consistent and I got into a good rhythm. All was well with the world.

The track hit high alpine meadows, dotted with summer huts and pasture and I was particularly taken with one deserted hut with a phenomenal view of the valley.  I found myself imagining how it would feel to stay up there for a couple of nights.  Me, the bike, a bed, a comfortable seat with a mountain view, a wood burning stove, a water trough and enough food to last for a couple of days.  What more could a girl want?

My bike and the winding road. Close to the top of Dome de Vaugelaz

As I continued ever upwards, the mountain was mine.  I marked it at the top by having a quick pee! At 2000m I was pretty close to the summit of the ‘dome’ and it started to become clear that my mountain was actually the spur of a long ridge which rose up above the snow-line.  At the top of the track there was a rocky section probably unsuitable for a car, and then back to hard-pack jeep track.  The first couple of km’s of descent were on really annoying large (3-4 cm) loose pack gravel which had been recently laid down and was not yet hard-packed.  Tricky for the bike, although I didn’t dismount.  Would not be possible to ride without a bit of Mountain Biking experience (unless you are a natural!).  The cobbly track eventually changed to tarmac and I stopped to rest my hands.

The small tarmac road wound down the hill, eventually reaching Valezan on the D86.  I was feeling in need of a bit more than a Tesco’s flap jack square and was just thinking of turning for home when I noticed a little restaurant/bar.  After an excellent plate of charcuterie and cheese I completed the end of the Versant du Soleil route, through Granier, Aime and home along the river bike path.

The Verdict.  I loved this day out, but would probably try to keep high for a bit longer next time I’m out that way.  It’s still a worthy ride though.


click here to go to ridewithgps.com


  1. Could take a left hand turn at the top of the switch-backs and come within a short distance of the trig-point at the top of the dome. 
  2. Why not leave the bike and complete the last bit on foot? (pair of trekking sandals in back pockets?).
  3. Also worth exploring the jeep-track which goes through the village of La Lance and keeping high via Pre Pinet and Pointe des Lanches (on the road to Cormet d’Areches)

Col de Petit Saint Bernard

Set off in fine weather through Bourg and Seez. 30 kms of 5 & 6% ascent on very wide road with very light traffic.  Unlike any col I have previously ridden in its consistent but relatively easy gradient.  Kept on the big ring (50/32 or 34) all the way. Arrived at La Rosiere, a small skiing village, looked behind me and realized there was a huge rain cloud sweeping up the valley, so decided to press on.

Passing large banks of snow on the side of the road, I was very glad to see the top, albeit in the distance.  I arrived with freezing rain blowing at my backside and made a hasty retreat to the restaurant, where the waitress showed me to a table next to a log burning stove. Nice.  I ate a plate of Tartiflette and watched the rain increase in intensity and reluctantly left after the shower had passed, knowing that I was going to suffer.  10 mins later I couldn’t feel my feet or hands and my knees where like ice blocks. As I descended various body parts came back to life.

I decided to take the scenic diversion passed the ‘Route Barre’ sign and duly noted a sink hole big enough to swallow a bike. I also noted Chapelle Saint Michel perched on a little hillock but was too cold to investigate.  My first Col of the holiday and a few lessons learnt.


  1. Noted some tracks across the valley at the top of the col that looked like potential adventure cycling routes ……on a good day, and later in the season.
  2. Note to self: check the weather forecast.

Street-view Sri Lanka – a cycle tour

I have been to Sri Lanka twice before, once on a minibus and beach holiday, and once on an organised bike tour.  So why a third time?

The reason is a tad on the nerdy side.  Sri Lanka happens to be one of the few Asian countries that has almost 100% street-view coverage, and this is what I found: miles of tiny tarmac country roads winding over mountains, up valleys, through forests, tea plantations, ride paddies ……I couldn’t believe my luck. For those that know me or read this blog, my love of mapping and cycling the roads less traveled knows no bounds, so I felt like a kid in a candy shop.

Are these roads for real?  There was only one way to find out.  I put together nine 40 to 50 mile routes in RidewithGPS,  which linked together over the central highlands from Colombo in the west to Polonaruwa in the east……..and booked a flight!

I knew the risks associated with unreccied small roads, and although street-view reduces the risks of long un-rideable sections, it doesn’t totally eliminate this risk, because the street-view image is not current, and roads in the tropics can be destroyed (and created) very quickly.  I was also not prepared to street-view the entire route, as life is too short.  So I expected some shocks and surprises, and got both!

Below is a comparison shot between the street-view image and what we actually encountered.   I had not street-viewed a long section of this particular road on day 2, and we nearly paid dearly for it.  As we climbed up the valley, the road gradually disintegrated to the point where I was questioning whether we would be able to make our intended destination for the day, but as luck would have it,  as we approached the col at around 1000 m, the road down the other side had just been re-surfaced.  It was super smooth, with newly opened views of the valley and hardly a car on it!! Ho hum, they say that fortune favours the brave!


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Getting lucky with the new tarmac!

In the end we cycled 6 of the 9 routes that I had planned.  We pushed the bikes for not more than a couple of hundreds yards for the entire trip, the rest was totally rideable, and sometimes a tad on the bumpy side (tarmac over a very uneven base layer).  For me, the small remote bumpy roads will always win over the busier smooth roads, but I wasn’t entirely convinced that Kate shared my enthusiasm.  I’m sure if she bought a comfortable saddle, increased her tyre size and off-road riding skills she’d be a convert ……….

More maps, photos and journals to follow soon!

Chasing the sun; a winter cycle tour

I promised myself that every couple of months I would get out of London and go somewhere different.  It didn’t really matter where, Timbuktu or Bognor Regis, just a change of scene. I didn’t make it as far as Bognor Regis, but decided on Lewes, near Brighton. Okay, so it’s not sharing a Yurt with the Dzungar tribe of Outer Mongolia, but it had its challenges none the less, and I always think that one of the un-sung joys of life is having an adventure in your own ‘back yard’.  In fact, sometimes I think I could have an adventure in my garden, but I think I’ll spare you that one for now!

My 4 days in the wilds of Sussex taught me a whole load of lessons about Winter riding/touring and how perseverance in times of slight adversity brings its rewards! I also continued with my exploration of the towns along the south coast, some of which I would definitely return to and others not!

My route was inspired by a map I made of SE England, showing National Cycle Network routes, railways, rocks and rivers, which can be viewed here.  The map below is a zoomed-in, slightly amended version of the map showing my tour routes and adventures!

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As I lay in bed, the night before my departure, I was trying to workout if I could get to Lewes on my chosen route and arrive before dark.  I realised that dragging two full panniers over 70 miles, up a total of 1200 metres,  against wind gusts up to 40 mph and arriving before 4 pm was pushing it.  I hated making the decision to get the train to Sevenoaks (thereby chopping the first 17 miles off the route) because I thought I was wimping out in some way, and I should do the tough option, but as I set off from Sevenoaks, I changed my mind-set from self-chastisement to one of accepting the challenge as I had re-defined it.  It was still a challenge.  Yes, really.  It turned out to be one the most challenging rides of 2017.  I was so thankful for my earlier decision.

Day 1 Chasing the sun

hands (408 x 320)It was a beautiful day, and setting-off from Sevenoaks was a dream compared to slogging through the interminable South London Suburbs.  Before I knew it, I was swooping down into the Weald with the days ride spread before me.  I knew the roads to Royal Tunbridge Wells as I had ‘borrowed’ the route from a previous ride. I stopped briefly at Penshurst and continued on some tiny lanes into the town; not only famous for its ‘Georgian Splendour and lofty spa-town feel’, it also boasts an excellent bike shop, with a really nice cafe (The Velo House). I shared my delicious late breakfast and coffee with other Lycra-clad roadies, most of whom where middle-aged women like me!!  What’s the world coming to?

A little conscious of the time, I pressed on, picking up the NCN 18 east out of Tunbridge Wells.  It was a beautiful quiet, relatively flat flowing country lane until Groombridge, where the route turned south onto the NCN 21, which could only mean one thing; hills!  Not the continental ones that gradually wind  there way up the side of a valley in a civilized fashion, but the steep, sharp merciless variety that slowly grind you down. I knew that all would be well, once I got to Heathfield and picked up the ‘gently descending’ Cuckoo trail down to Hailsham, the trouble was, that by the time I got to Heathfield the sun was horribly low in the sky, and I still had a long way to go.

I’d been looking forward to warming down a little on this stretch, which was a re-surfaced old railway line. Initially my pace was dictated by the huge number of dog-owners and their beloved pooches, but as I slowly picked my way past their dog conferences, I became ever more aware of the failing light and my lack of progress, and ‘Tarquins’ need for space started to compete with my need for a little speed.

The Cookoo Trail, NCN-21 to Hailsham

As I left the village behind, my speed picked up and I started to imagine I was a steam train (!).  I tried to stop myself from making a tooting noise through a tunnel, but it was out there before I knew it, and with the last of the sun flicking through the trees on the side of the track, I was going faster and faster, but alas, there was no beating the sinking sun.

As I turned west for my final stretch from Hailsham to Lewes, the sun was just setting behind the South Downs and my legs where totally shot.  I munched my way through the last of the flapjack squares, threading my way gingerly over freshly cut hedge-cuttings, and prayed for a puncture-free passage. I finally pulled into my Airbnb, in the dark with no front light (flat battery) and whole heap of relief.

Notes to self:

  1. Always take spare light batteries.
  2. Panniers, wind and hills dramatically reduce my speed/timings.
Chasing the sun as it sinks behind the South Downs, heading to Lewes.


Day 2 Castles, cladding and ….coffee?

Recovery day, rode to Lewes, explored the town, Lewes Castle, The Priory, shops, coffee-house, Needle-makers for lunch, bought a pair of warm leggings, a book, some batteries and some Waitrose ready meals. Sorted.

I loved the mix of different architecture from the Victorian and Georgian period right back through the Elizabethan to the Norman Castle and Priory (and beyond to the Saxon and Roman, although there wasn’t much left to look at for these periods).  I was fascinated to read that a lot of the timber-framed medieval houses had been re-clad with a brick or flint facade in the 1800’s, owing to the fashion of the times.

So it turns out the 1970’s craze for re-cladding the front of your Victorian terrace was nothing new.  Eat yer heart out Vera Duckworth!

Another thing that I found rather confusing was the idea that in Saxon and Norman times, it was a flourishing river port.  The river was hardly bigger than a broad brook.  I realize that super-tankers were not on the scene but even so, was the river bigger then?

There is a quirkiness to Lewes which makes it very appealing, and I found it a very easy town to spend the day in. One website I found put it thus: ‘Sheltered by the forest to the north of the weald and a distance from the main routes from London, south to Bath or Canterbury, Lewes established itself from this early age (Saxon) with an independent spirit and identity.’  I can attest to the fact that it hasn’t lost that spirit, and benefits further from a lack of ‘kiss me quick hats’ and ‘sticky carpet pubs’ that detract from it’s noisy neighbour, Brighton.


Day 3 Mud and the River Ooooooze!

I planned to cycle over the chalk downs via Firle to Newhaven, and back along the River Ouse to Lewes. As it wasn’t a long ride, I wanted to include as much path and track as possible.  Having looked along the extent of the South Downs, there are very few tarmac roads which go over the top (Ditchling Beacon being the only one that springs to mind), the other roads are major A roads and stick to the valleys that cut through the Chalk. No fun to be had there.


I set off through Firle up the scarp slope of the chalk, arriving at the top with steamed up glasses. I was now on the Souths Downs Way, which in retrospect may have been an easier choice of path, but I continued on, over a field and then a muddy track to the outskirts of Newhaven.  It was rideable but no fun, too muddy and too steep for my bike, but it was thankfully a short section. I rode into Newhaven and past the town to explore the re-developed flats and houses opposite the harbour.

I was half wondering whether there was somewhere pleasant to have a coffee and look out to sea.  It was spitting with rain, a cold wind was blowing, and the skies were leaden.

I found myself watching the sea-gulls picking at a giant pile of rubbish being loaded onto a rusty looking vessel, so I turned around and hoped the town was more welcoming.

I looked along the High Street at a row of betting shops, a pound-land, a pawn-broker and a couple of chip wrappers caught in the breeze. My heart sank.

At the top end of the High Street, I saw a coffee shop and initially didn’t want to stop.  (Would somebody steal my bike?), but there was something about it that changed my mind.  It had a little positive hum to it, like a beacon of hope amidst a sea of despair. It was run by a Turkish guy who loved his shop and loved his job.  The coffee was good and I was warm and dry. I really didn’t want to leave.

But leave I did, to explore the Ouse valley.  I had lots of vague ideas about a route back to Lewes from here, but I was confused by the presence of a bike path that only existed on certain maps, and seemed to end in the middle of nowhere.

The minor road along the Ouse valley was a terrible combination of narrow and busy. After riding down it for a couple of hundreds yards, I was looking for any excuse to get off it, and I found one. The cycle path stuck to the levee along the Ouse, and was a dream of compacted grit (albeit scattered with sheep poo) until a mile or so in, where it stopped suddenly with a notice, telling me that ‘this section wasn’t surfaced at the request of the landowner’.  It didn’t say no cycling so, always up for an off-road challenge, I carried on.

The path followed the Ouse all the way to Lewes, as the map suggested.  It was tough, but fun.  As with all muddy sections, it started off as a minor distraction and just got worse.  Mud attracts mud, and in the end stops the wheels turning, but this mud was fresh and sloppy.  It slowed me down, but didn’t stop me, and there was no way I was turning back.  When I at last slid across the final metres of the trail, I was surprised to read the following: Pedestrians may continue along the footpath. Cycling is not permitted. Ho hum, I’m not a clairvoyant!


The final yards into Lewes were noisy.  I couldn’t find a stick strong enough to remove the mud between my wheels and brakes, but I was close to home so I wasn’t overly worried.  I stopped off in Lewes to pick up another Waitrose ready meal (Beef and dumplings – yum), sampled a quick pint of Harveys Best Bitter, cos it was 20 yards from the brewery, and limped back to base.

Day 4 Lewes to Hastings

I was surprised to wake to the sound of pattering rain on the roof, and equally surprised, when I finally got out of bed, to find clear blue skies and a thick layer of frost (or frozen rain) on everything, including my handlebars.  I had left my bike in its uber-muddy state, hoping that the mud would have hardened and would come off easily.  Being faced with the reality of it, was somewhat different.  I had underestimated just how jammed everything was.  I retreated back into the warmth to consider my options.

My initial response was to load it up and hobble to the nearest station, but even then I had to get the wheels turning.  An hour later, and aided by a garden hose and all sorts of ‘pokey’ instruments (to remove the icey clods!), and the bike was road-worthy again.  I loaded it up and set-off, with the vague intention of getting to Hastings if body and bike held together.  They did!


Riding over the Pevensey levels, past the reed beds and marsh-lands full of birds and low winter sunshine, felt like a reward for my perseverance. I decided to extend the reward with a very cheesy ham and cheese toasty from Pevensey Castle Tea-rooms.  The remaining miles to Hastings were along the coast via Bexhill, which previous to my trip, I thought was a suburb of South London!  How ignorant!

My meanderings around the South East coastal towns from Gravesend to Newhaven, have been a constant surprise to me.  Bexhill was unlike any other English seaside resort I have visited (albeit only in passing).  I was so transfixed I did a loop through the town, before continuing on.  The architecture along the sea-front spanned every decade from the 1900’s onward (including the 1935 modernist De La War pavilion), but all in pristine condition with not a chip wrapper in site.  Even the beach-huts where all painted in immaculate white.  What’s going on?

And finally to Hastings, which from my very hasty perusal, appeared to be a happy mixture of Bexhill and Brighton, with a touch of Whitstable thrown in for good measure!  The brand new pier supplied me with a great cup of coffee, and the Christmas Market provided Ukulele Christmas songs, hoards of white pagan earth mothers (??? gawd knows) and most importantly, a massive hog roast bap.

I sat on the train back to London feeling tired but content ……the bits I was awake for, that izzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Notes to self:  In hindsight, including off-roady days on an un-supported winter bike tour is asking for trouble!

Seven Days in Provence

When I lived on the Island of Bali, we used to regularly witness a phenomenon locally known as ‘Bali Magic’; the unsuspecting tourist would arrive on the Island, and its irresistible lure would make such an impression on them, that life-changing decisions would be made, houses sold, savings plundered, all to chase the tropical dream. Provence has had a similar effect on me.  I’m not going to sell-up or plunder, but I will definitely be back for more!

Scroll down for route maps, GPS links and trip diary.

I love tracing the randomness of why I end up going somewhere or doing something.  The inconsequential start of it all.  On this occasion, I was looking for cheap flights to Sri Lanka, but I forgot to fill in the destination box, so the search came up with a £10 return flight to somewhere obscure in France.  I didn’t go there, but it led me to expand the search for cheap flights to France, and Nice had a couple of flights out of Gatwick at reasonable times of the day.  I then did a quick search on Airbnb, and found exactly what I was looking for; a quirky self-contained hut, in an olive terrace at the edge of town, going for a song! Suddenly, me and my bike were off to explore the Maritime Alpes, staying just outside Nice, close to a small town called Vence.

My recent solo cycling trips have all involved a lot of pre-holiday research regarding bike routes because, for me, that is a big part of the enjoyment.  The discovery aspect is the thing that sets the stomach butterflies whirring.  My initial search highlighted the Gorge de Verdon as a possible place to explore, but it wasn’t a realistic day trip, and would have been a tough two dayer (150 km days ain’t my thing!), so I concentrated on the hills just to the north of Vence. It turned out to be some of my best ever days out on a bike.

It was more than the rides though. On the evening of my arrival, I sat down outside my little wooden hut, on the edge of a pine and olive filled valley, inhaling the dry herby smells, feeling a total stillness that I haven’t felt for too long.  I was hooked before my host even opened the door!

For me, the summer months could have been better, both physically and emotionally, and I was slightly anxious that I had taken on too much, but there is one thing about cycling I totally get, and it is this; regardless of how fit I am (and baring illness or injury) I can always ride 50 miles, it doesn’t matter whether it takes me 5 hours or 3. I enjoy riding at 10 m/h as much as I do at 15 m/h.  The latter just takes more practise. So I took it easy. The healthy food, minimal alcohol, restricted access to wifi, absence of telly and days of long slow rides in beautiful scenery,  proved a perfect balm to my slightly weary soul.

The Routes

My rides on this trip made me more aware of what, for me, defines a great day out. My first two rides started by climbing the Col de Vence, (which is a 600 ms ascent from Vence at around 7% gradient), and then spent the rest of the day gradually losing height, so all the hard work is done in the first hour, and the rest of the day is a breeze.  In the Alps proper, ascents up to cols are usually followed immediately by a descent of equal gradient, so you are either grafting or holding on for dear life, or going along a flat valley bottom! What characterises the rides around here is a combination of beautiful mountain scenery combined with balcony roads that keep high for 20 + kms.

The roads were extremely quiet, so much so that my normal penchant for seeking small roads and tracks fell by the wayside, although I was tempted by a couple of options.  More reasons to go back and explore! I found that a more challenging aspect of creating a route was making it the right length and amount of ascent. My ideal is 70 to 100 km with 1500 to 2000 ms of ascent (for those not familiar with alpine ascending, the low gradients make large ascents easier.  I wouldn’t enjoy ascending 1500 ms in the Kent lanes). The sparsity of the road network limited the number of routes that fell within these criteria.  I would say I was a bit on the cautious side, partly because the RidewithGPS ascent numbers were incorrect (Something I am looking into).

Although all my pre-holiday planning was based on web-based maps via RidewithGPS, when I arrived I purchased a Michelin Map that proved very useful, mainly because it highlighted the picturesque roads, by putting a green line next to them. The map number is 115 of a series called Zoom France by Michelin (1;100,000, 1cm = 1km).

The Route Map

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Ride with GPS links:

Vence Lefty Loop, Vence Roquesteron Loop, Vence to Puget-Theniers & Puget Theniers – Vence


19th Sept Evening

I am sitting alone in a little hut at the end of a parched rocky terrace, filled with olive, oak and yukka plants, The light is starting to fade and I have a long evening in-front of me. My hut contains all I need in a physical sense, a little basic kitchen, a shower, a loo and a bed. I’ve got enough food to last a few days and my bike is put back together and ready to roll.  No telly, no internet and no friends in the vicinity. For all my love of riding my bike in exotic locations, I certainly don’t relish the evenings alone.  I look at it as one of the downsides that is, thankfully, more than compensated for in other ways.

When I arrived yesterday evening, I sat outside my new bijou residence and felt like I’d been transported from another planet. The stillness was almost tangible, like I could cut a slice of it. Just a couple of squawking birds in the valley and the occasional lonely drone of a distant plane.  I loved it, and knew that if I had been with someone else, I wouldn’t have felt it so intensely, but you can’t make a moment last forever and by 9 o’clock I was struggling to keep my eyes open, knowing full well that it was way too early to sleep.

Tomorrow I will get up when I like, set off when I like & do a route I have chosen.  I won’t have to wait for anybody, or have anybody wait for me and I won’t have to discuss any change of route or plan. The flip-side of this indulgence being, of course, that I miss out on the joys of sharing the experience.  The memory is only mine, it won’t exist in any bodies else’s head, to be re-counted, exaggerated, marvelled at, commiserated over ……..

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Lights out at 10!

So what has led me to this solo-cycling-state? I could just say, early retirement and lack of fellow cyclists with sufficient funds or free time, but that would not be the whole story. My cycling legacy seems to have set me down a road which at times feels a little deserted! Part of my problems lies with my style of riding; my preference to include un-surfaced roads which harks back to my mountain biking days, and partly because when I started riding, mass cycling events, Sportifs and club training rides (for women) didn’t exist. I didn’t start riding my bike to keep fit or compete, I rode to explore what was beyond the end of the street, and I learned to love where it took me, whether it was to the shops, touring around Scotland or discovering the hidden roads behind Nice.  My enjoyment of it stems from a different era and try as I might, my kind of cycling means too much to me, to want to change it.

On a brighter note, maybe there is a change on the horizon ……..adventure bikes, bike packing. Now you’re talking! Just need to grow a beard and buy a hand-stitched duck-quill saddlebag!

It’s 10 pm which means I’ve lasted an hour longer than last night, and I haven’t even read my book yet. And then there’s tomorrow, with whatever that will bring.  I’ve got a feeling it’s going to start with the Col de Vence …..,…………..Night Folks!

20th Sept 2017 Col de Vence lefty loop

Every day should start with a col!  This particular one is around 8 kms of 7% and with fresh legs I soon got into a good rhythm. It’s a tad on the barren side to be picturesque but very popular with roadies and mtb’ers alike. At 10 am it was already hot and I was getting through my water, being sheltered from the wind until I got over the brow of the hill.

My last km’s of the climb were spent in front of a wheezy French man who eventually past me, and told me that I had a good climbing style and that I was very lucky because today you could see Corsica across our ever-expanding view of the med, and so you could. Apparently, it only reveals itself 4 or 5 times a year.

As I climbed I checked the trails to the right and left for their adventure road riding possibilities. My impression was that the terrain was far to rocky and dry to be enjoyable on thin tyres so I changed the route slightly and kept on the road, which was, in any case very quiet.

After a rocket-fuelled coffee from a Ranch just passed the top of the Col, I started what was to turn into a massive descent, initially along the top of a deep ravine that kept me concentrating on the road, and then into a giant valley with limestone cliffs, beautiful conifer forests and medieval towns and villages clinging precariously to the hillsides. It was spectacular.  I had lunch in a perched village called Cipieres, continuing on down the Gorges de Loup, which was equally breath-taking.

By the bottom of the Gorge, and after what seemed like hours of down-hill, I was actually at a lower altitude than the start, something that I had not realised when putting the ride together, which meant an unanticipated 200 metre ascent to the town of Tourettes Sur Loup. Okay, the fun had to stop somewhere.

To console myself, and replace a few lost calories I stopped for a butter and apple gallette  and a boulle de cidre, before rolling back to Vence.

It was a short confidence-boosting loop, full of beautiful views and empty roads. Tomorrows ride may well be meatier!

21st Sept Roquesteron Loop

I had a short and a long loop in mind, but I left my decision until the routes divided, about 40 km into the ride. The long route was 97 km with 1700 m of ascent, so it was something I had to feel in the mood for before committing myself.

I started up the Col de Vence for the second day in a row, and it was remarkably similar second time around(!), except that Corsica was now in a bank of hazy cloud. I managed to pass the Ranch without stopping for coffee and carried on until Coursegoules, one of the many hillside villages, for my morning shot.  I continued east, and after about 6 km of quiet, beautifully paved rolling descent, I started to catch breath-taking glimpses of the mountains across the River Var, to the higher Alps. By 11.20 I was at the route split and it was a no brainer, the long loop won the day.  It was a decision I didn’t regret.  It was 22 kms to Roquesteron, along what I can only describe as the most amazing ‘balcony’ road that I have ever ridden. It was perched about 600 meters above the valley floor, and kept at around that height for most of the way, until eventually dropping down into the town.  The views were ……well, I’m running out of superlatives, but I’ll be riding it again before I leave, and I’ll try to think of some.

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Col de Vence again, but today Corsica was in the horizon haze.

Roquesteron, has a church perched on top of a massive lump of rock, which I inadvertently climbed trying to find the town square. After carrying my bike up numerous steps and along narrow passages, I left the bike and continued on foot, only to realise that the town itself was across the river.  Ho hum, it was a nice place to eat my sandwiches!

The route back was along the same valley, but on the other side of the river and at a lower altitude.  The road was empty, with plenty of fine views, but nothing could beat the morning ride.

I knew the hardest bit of the day would be the last 25 kms, and so it was; against the wind and 300 ms back up to Vence, from the River Var, but I’m never in a hurry, the max gradient for the entire ride was 7% on the Col de Vence, which is not tough, and it seemed like I had spent most of the day, going down-hill enjoying the views. I just kept my legs turning. At Gattieres, where I knew my battle was won, I had a celebratory beer……..cos it’s rude not to!

I am getting seriously hooked on this region!

Tomorrow’s ride takes me along another balcony road, higher and longer than the one I have just discovered, that leads to the little town of Puget-Theniers, where I’m spending a night away from my Vence hide-away.  The only problem being that according to the weather forecast, the skies fall-in at 2 pm, so an early start me thinks.

Click here for video of Balcony road to Roquesteron.

23rd Sept Vence to Puget-Theniers

Well the skies have gone horribly grey and it’s 8am in the morning, so I have decided to switch my routes around. I had planned to do the ‘ultimate’ balcony road, higher and longer than the one I previously discovered.  Is that possible?  Anyway, I want to ride it on a blue-sky day, which could be tomorrow?

I set off from Vence, keeping high and going east through Carros and on up to Bouyon.  It was a day to send your hunting dogs out!  I passed a pair with GPS collars on and couple of minutes later passed some people standing in their drive following the dogs progress on mobile phones. Hunting without having to leave home.  I wasn’t quite sure what to make of it! My favourite balcony road was still a delight, even on a cloudy day.  I continued to Roquesteron and decided to start the climb up to Sigale before having my lunch with a lofty view, next to an abandoned house with a lonely guard dog in it’s front garden. Dogs again.  I carried on past Sigale, and, you guessed it, got attacked by a dog. It didn’t actually bite but chased me up the road and hastened my journey upwards.  I shouted at it, when I thought it was far enough away, but it heard and renewed its chase with increased vigour.  That taught me. By the time I got to the base of the Col de Raphael, I was hot and bothered so I changed into something short-sleeved and baggy, drank some water and felt a whole lot better.  The Col do Rapheal from the south was pretty tame, but I was relieved to be swooping down into the town of Puget Theniers; my base for the night.

My last-minute hotel booking secured me a room on the wrong side of town, opposite the station and next to a Citroen garage.  Having said that Puget Theniers is not known for its good looks.  I know that because the map that I bought in Vence has a ‘star’ system, whereby it places up to 4 starts next to anything that is picturesque, and Puget didn’t even qualify for one.

I was looking forward to my meal out, (because, let’s face it, my hotel room was about as inspiring as a Premier Inn on the outskirts of Slough) but unfortunately, I got the timing all wrong, and as I left the Hotel the skies opened and rumbled, and I had to dive into the nearest place, which turned out to be a Pizza restaurant. I pined for my little hut in Vence, with a pork chop in the fridge!

24th Sept Puget-Theniers to Vence – The ‘Ultimate’ balcony ride

For all my moans about the Hotel, it did a pretty comprehensive Continental breakfast, and I set off to tackle the north face of the Col de Raphael with a full and content stomach, and found the climb less onerous than I had imagined. My glasses steamed up half way, and I took them off to take a photo, then promptly left them on the wall, so if anyone’s passing ….

At the top of the col, I turned left onto the D27; the road of my dreams, the eternal balcony! It didn’t disappoint.  Every twist and turn, and there were many, revealed a different view.  I think the saying feeling on top of the world is apt. I took it slow, cos it wasn’t a long ride and I had no-one waiting on, or for me. I had no time that I had to beat. My GPS was off. I stopped at Ascros for my morning coffee and got speaking to a local cyclist, who said I should stay there next time I came. Like many parts of the world, you don’t have to go far off the tourist trail to experience another world. Most of the villages I went through were not affluent and a coffee cost between 1.30 and 1.50 Euros (unlike close to Nice, where I paid 6 Euros!!).

I descended slowly and then at more pace to the River Var, sitting in its wide and industrial valley, and decided to take the Route des Iscles up to Le Broc, a much pleasanter alternative to the bike path along the river.  With the end in sight, I cycled up to the touristy village of St Jeannet for my final beer and for some reason, possibly because it was the last cycling day, I ordered a large one, much to the amusement of the three women I was sharing a table with.  The trouble was it was one those ‘continental ones’ that stray way above 5% alcohol, which I only realised when I got up to leave.  I set off confidently into the main village, but couldn’t find a way out.  The streets just got smaller and steeper.  I ended up having to cycle back past the Bar and was for some reason on the wrong side of the road at that particular point. Oh dear, these English!

I did get back in one piece, but not before I had explored a section of disused railway and an old viaduct, which would have served to complete the ultimate balcony experience, if it hadn’t ended in a blocked off tunnel that had been converted into someone’s garage. Shame! I did think at this point, that if someone had been riding with me, they would have strangled me by now!

Note to self.  Check the beer strength before ordering.

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I’ll be back! (view along my favourite road, just before Bonson on the D27)


Sometimes not having a plan can lead you into trouble, and other times it can lead to a pleasant surprise. Yesterday my unplanned and rare shopping trip yielded a pleasant surprise. On returning from my trip, my shopping bag consisted of a Throw from John Lewis, 3 stalks of lemon grass, a book of cycling meditations and a packet of my favourite Indonesian sweets.  It’s not that any of the purchases where particularly intentional, it’s just the way the day unfolded……and my favourite buy? The  book of cycling meditations, of course!

As I left the house, I realised I didn’t want to take the tube, so I picked up a coffee from the Bean Around Town guy opposite the tube station, and took the number 88 bus.  I got the front seat upstairs, drank my coffee and watched the world go by.  As the bus turned into Regent Street, I noticed the Pinarello shop, and wondered at living in an age where a mono-brand cycling shop could afford the elegant Regent Street address. I was jolted out of my musing by the sudden recollection that the Specialized Concept store was in Covent Garden (and if anybody could give me some information about when the Women’s 2018 Diverge Comp was going to be on sale in the UK, it would be them), except that when I got to Slingsby Place, it wasn’t there anymore! Ho hum, perhaps only the likes of Pinarello can afford the luxury of a central London show-room? It did mean, however, that I was dangerously close to my favourite shop, Stanfords.  I immersed myself in maps and travel books and thoughts of far-off lands, and eventually came across a little book called Mindful thoughts for Cyclists.

I flicked to the last page and read the title ‘Sufficient unto itself’. It’s rare that I pick up a cycling book that resonates with me to such a degree.  It’s not that I cycle to be mindful, it’s that cycling, by it’s very nature, can be a mindful activity, and if you practice it long enough, it teaches you to overcome suffering. Then you know you are hooked for life!

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In my relatively new life as a job-less (but financially secure) person, I am still learning how to freewheel without a sense of guilt or duty.  Taking my feet of the pedals and slowing down my pace of life, has meant dealing with everything that I didn’t address when I was busy, and for me, this has meant facing negative as well as positive thoughts. This means that I am learning to be more mindful when I am off the bike as well as on.

What of the other items? Well, the lemon grass was consumed in a Jamie Oliver fishcake, and the Onde Onde were consumed with relish and very little mindfulness whilst walking along Gerrard Street. The Throw has to be returned because it’s not big enough!

Life in the fast lane eh!

Tandem Adventures

The house is strangely quiet, the skies are leaden; perfect conditions for a quick blog post (it’s that or clean my chain!).  I’ve just said good-bye to my brother Stephen, and Sister-in-law Kate, after a weekend visit with their 30 year old tandem called Lucy (neither of them have the faintest memory of why that name was chosen!). They voluntarily requested to try a couple of ‘less ordinary’ rides and I was more than happy to oblige.


The first ride was a city ride, which is described in a previous blog, and requires urban riding skills, like negotiating kissing gates, ramps, cobbles, tight corners and on occasion, the art of going slow on busy paths shared with pedestrians. When we set out I was a bit concerned that it would be a lot of stop, start and dismounting for the Tandem, but Stephen relished the challenge. In fact, I swear the more I warned him of up and coming challenges, the more determined he was to not to have to put his foot down.

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London skyline from Woolwich Ferry

The were, however, a couple of unavoidable dismounts, one being the pedestrian flyover at Bow Lock, which is designed for horses and before the age of gentle inclines. Half way up the incline, with closed spaced cobble ridges for the horses hoofs (and with Kate on the back making her displeasure known), he realised he wasn’t going to make it to the top.  There was much hurried un-cleating……… and laughter from the two guys riding behind me!

Culinary memories include the ever reliable and ultimate scotch-egg experience at the Cutty Sark pub in Greenwich, devouring home-made ham and tomato sandwiches in the rain, under a tree somewhere north of the Victoria and Albert dock, and a very refined cup of tea at St Katherines Dock……in the sun.

Lunch at Canterbury

On Sunday we decided to go to Whitstable; a trip down memory lane for Kate as she grew up in Chatham. Lucy the Tandem started to show her age and there were a few moments at the start, when I doubted we would actually leave Whitstable.  Her buckled back wheel resulted in many brake and mudguard adjustments!  We eventually made head-way east along the coastal path through Herne Bay, past Kate’s grandparents off-license (now an angling association) to Reculver for a cuppa and a muffin.  The route turned landwards across Wade Marsh and we continued through the villages of Plucks Gutter and Stodmarsh, for a quick spot of very late lunch at Canterbury before returning to Whitstable on the Crab and Winkle Way.  This is a traffic free cycle route that uses part of a disused railway line that had the honour of being the first regular steam passenger railway in the world, and a lot of it is downhill, which is always welcome after lunch.

We got back to the car at 5 o’clock  and took 3 hours to get home, through gnarly traffic and what the BBC Weatherman described as Gert’s moist remnants …..not something to be recommended! (Gert was the name of a North Atlantic hurricane, for those that don’t study the weather).

It was all a tad on the bonkers side, and reminded me of all the good things associated with belonging to a slightly eccentric family!

(top featured photo: Trying to beat Gert’s moist remnants at a service station on the Medway!)

An Adventure Bike tour of South London

A friend of mine recently returned from an epic adventure, cycling alone from Amritsar, via the Hill Stations of North India, to Kathmandu, and having returned home to no job, I invited her on a mid-week adventure road-bike ride.  I wrongly assumed she would turn up on her speedy road bike, but because I had mentioned ‘adventure’ in the invite, she turned up on …….yes, you guessed it, her adventure road bike, complete with rack AND pannier, containing a D-lock and a book to read whilst waiting for me.  Surely taking things a little far for a trip up the North Downs?  I’ll admit to enjoying the rare weight advantage, as I am normally the one with the heavy bike.

click here for the route map

The route took us from Clapham Common along the new Quietway 4 & 5, to the river Wandle and out of London along Sustrans route 20. Okay so it wasn’t the Himalayas, but this riverside route is my favourite quiet escape from London, and takes you through the South London suburbs on a variety of easily rideable surfaces, with long sections of wide less-populated paths, albeit with the occasional party of school kids to navigate around. (check out London’s Lost Rivers website for a history of the river)


At Carshalton we left the river, continuing on SR 20, and with the first sign of open fields, passed Oaks Park, the famous lavender fields of Banstead, and on through Coulsden via a short but fun section of off-road. Our route up the North Downs was over Farthing Down, another one of my favourite sections, with great views back to London from the top.  I let Kate go ahead ……okay, I confess my legs where weaker than hers and despite the weight advantage, I needed a Sainsburys Flapjack Square and an apple at the top to regain my composure.

And so to the section of the route that was un-reccied and off-road.  It was a section heading west along the top of the North Downs, which is also part of the Pilgrims Way, and I was particularly interested to see if it was suitable for an adventure road-bike, as the small tarmac lanes around this part of Surrey are crammed with cars and bikes (and bad attitudes on both sides).

It was a blast, but then I would say that!  We veered off-route a couple of times, due to too much chatting, but it was possible to ride the entire section to Box Hill with the minimum of ‘dabs’ and no dismounts, and what’s more, the views south over the Weald were great.

At Reigate Hill we passed the memorial to a US Flying Fortress Bomber,  which crashed in 1945 on it’s way home from a raid along Czech border.  If the ‘wing tip’ memorial is located exactly where the plane crashed, it only missed the top of the Downs by tens of feet (obviously that is of little consolation to the crew and pilots).  My post ride research unearthed an intriguing article about Reigate Fort, and the military mysteries of the area including secret bunkers and underground tunnels and caves, which we cycled past without knowing ….for obvious reasons.  If you are into mysteries or military history click here.


Whist on a military subject, I always joke about Surrey being full of retired Colonels, and after doing a bit of research on the Inglis Memorial, (described as an ‘elegant rotunda’, and former drinking trough, which we passed further along the track,) I discovered that Lt Col Sir Robert William Inglis, donated the Memorial to the borough, but much more significantly, he halted plans for a housing development on the top of the Downs at Colley Hill, so it turns out retired Colonels can be a force for the good!

Box Hill was as empty as I’ve seen it, but Kate not being a South Londoner, couldn’t get over how many cyclists there were (mainly practicing for the Ride 100 which takes place in a couple of weeks).  All I’m saying is there was no queue at the coffee shop.

Refreshed with a mint and pea soup, a packet of crisps, a large shortbread biscuit and a cappuccino (for my part), we embarked on the next section of the ride, which took us down the Box Hill zigzags and the along the wide cyclelane to Leatherhead, where we followed a series of tracks across Ashstead Common, Princes Coverts (a Private estate near Oxshott), Arbrook Common and Littleworth Common to Esher.  It was the best trip back through this area of West London I have ridden to date.  It involved kissing gates, speed bumps, a level crossing, a pedestrian flyover and lots of great tracks through the woods….oh, and one puncture.

My post ride dig on ‘Princes Coverts’ unearthed a wealth of fantastic trivia!  The Prince in question is Prince Leopold of Belgium, who married our very own Princess Charlotte in 1816, and his love of hunting  led him to purchase the covert (a covert being an area of thick undergrowth in which animals hide) to develop his shooting estate.

The route we took across the coverts passed Jessops  Well, a source of mineral water known for it’s purgative qualities. The water was bottled and sold to the unsuspecting residents of Berkeley Square for 6d by Lord Clive, who owned properties in both locals.  I won’t be using it to refill my water bottle. The area was bought by the Crown Estates in 1867, and according to their leaflet (undated) you have to purchase a key in order gain access.  It is currently accessible without a key and provided us with some great rideable woodland trails. We kept to the bridleways, closed all the gates behind us and hopefully left no tracks.  There were no signs telling us not to ride.

If you want to find out more about Princes Coverts along with a map of paths and tracks that are open to the public click here. (I did find it difficult  deciphering the difference between broadleafed woodland of coppice and Areas NOT open to the public, but my assumption is ‘don’t stray off the paths’.

We arrived at Hampton Court a full 6.5 hours into the ride and I was toying with the idea of getting a train back from Hampton Court, as even though the mileage wasn’t high, it had taken us longer than expected (I told Kate 5 hours max). However, she is not one for shirking sections and wimping out, so  we cycled back to Clapham Common via Richmond Park & Barnes Common; our arrival in Clapham Common rather fortuitously coinciding with opening time at The Calf.  We rounded off the slow but very enjoyable day with far too many beers. Although I wouldn’t advocate staggering back at midnight after a long day in the saddle, sometimes you’ve just got to do these things!!!

(top featured photograph: view from the top of Farthing Down)

The Route Map

click here for RidewithGPS file


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Not quite the Pilgrims’ Way!

My recent trip to Whitstable along the Pilgrims’ Way re-ignited my plan to complete the entire ‘track-way’ in a series of day trips.  In retrospect I could have benefited from knowing where it started and finished. I decided to complete the section from Rochester to Folkestone, except that Folkestone isn’t part of the Pilgrims’ Way, and I should have included Canterbury.  When I think about it, Folkestone isn’t known for it’s cathedral, but anyway I had a lovely day out!

click here for route map

Rochester is about as far as I want to go from London for a cycling day-trip. As it was I should have set off from Victoria not Waterloo East, so had to change at Dartford.  It took about 1.5 hours, instead of 45 minutes. Ho hum.  I picked up Sustrans Route 17 from the station, which took me out through the old town, passed the cathedral, under the M2 and away passed, among other things, a field of ripe peas.  The temptation was too great and I stopped to sample a pod, just the one and even that set off a flood of guilty thoughts.  Tasted good though!

I picked a route that ran level with Sustrans route 17 along this section, as I wanted views across the Medway valley rather than through the chalk hills.  My route passed the new suburb of Peters Village, a development that was pleasingly planned with bikes in mind.  The freshly tarmaced bike lanes were smooth and empty. Long may they reign!

A seat for weary travelers on the track-way near Detling

Having safely crossed the M20 via a pedestrian fly-over, I encountered my first un-tarmaced section of the route.  I was in the mood for it.  Nothing too technical and with a lot of welcome shade. One of the appealing aspects of this track-way is that it is slightly higher than the surrounding countryside, so there is always a view to be had.  As I rode on I was surprised by the high ratio of track to road; pleasantly surprised at first, but as the morning wore on, my appetite for the off-road sections waned.  My patience finally run out when I encountered a section strewn with hedge-cuttings (including sharp hawthorns) and I baled out onto a small tarmac road which led to the A20.  I love the off-roady bits, but doing 50 miles of them would be exhausting and I wanted to get to Folkestone before the sun set!

I quickly found myself in the village of Charing and back on small tarmac roads that led to the Church of St Mary’s at Eastwell, where I stopped.  The Church was ruined, remote and on the edge of a very still lake, which gave it a slightly haunted feel. I noted the names and messages etched into the walls and imagined all sorts of local shenanigans!

The church was at a dead-end (so to speak) so I had a choice; a lengthy detour including a piece of main road, or a footpath.  The footpath won (of course), and I happily pushed my bike across the field, eventually passing the entrance  to an exclusive Spa Hotel.  I imagined turning up en-velo, covered in mud, for a day of pampering, fine-dining and then sampling the quality of their crisp cotton sheets ….  allowing my imagination to wander any further was cut short by having to cross a busy road!

It was 2 pm, I hadn’t eaten and I felt I had nailed enough of the ride to indulge in an unhealthy lunch. This decision coincided with the discovery of a scene which is forever England; a large village green with a cricket pitch, surrounded by beautifully kept old houses, one of which served interesting local beer and a large bacon and brie sandwich.

For me, the next 10 miles was the best riding of the day. This conclusion may have been influenced by a pint of the Flying Horse’s finest ale, plus a hay-fever tablet, and at times I really did feel like a Flying Horse.   No stretches of ‘busy or bumpy’, no big hills, just me and the winding road.  I glimpsed a wooden church spire across a beautifully manicured lawn, and came across the village of Postling, with it’s age old signpost, red phone box and picture postcard church. It was open and has no doubt offered cool sanctuary for pilgrims and weary travelers since time immemorial, except that it’s not actually on the ‘official’ Pilgrims’ Way, which only made me like it more.  I left feeling I’d discovered a secret gem.

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Onwards and the final miles into Folkestone; a section of the route I could have improved on.  I wanted to enter the town off the North Downs rather than along a busy A-road, which I did eventually manage to do, but not in the most efficient manner. Nuff said!

Just before I left the house, my lodger asked me if Folkestone was still ‘rough’?  I had no opinion past or present.  My only overnight visit was when I was 6 years old and I shared a room with my Great, Great Auntie Norah.  Apparently we got on really well.  As I swooped off the North Downs, along a steep path (Sustrans Route 2), I got an answer.  The steep narrow cycle track was being used by the locals to test their skill, speed and nerve at ascending the narrow track on motorbike.  I avoided collision by a matter of cm’s!  Perhaps that was an unfair assessment of the place as a whole!!

Having caught the ferry from here on a number of occasions in the 90’s, I was relieved to see the Grand Burstin Hotel, in all it’s concrete glory still dominating the Harbour front.  The idea of ‘burstin’ on a grand scale still makes me laugh.  I resisted Bill’s Seafood stall along the re-generated harbour front and made the last ascent of the day, up the hill to the Station, where I bought a massive cup of tea, before HighSpeed 2 whisked me back to London Madness.

Route Map

Click here for ridewithgps link. This takes out un-necessary sections of off-road around Charing and includes a better route into Folkestone.

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Cycling from Whitstable to Ramsgate

I woke early in a static caravan on the outskirts of Whitstable.  It was another perfect summer’s day.  The kind of day that as a kid,  you would remember as the best day of the holidays; sunburn, ice-cream, getting sand in your knickers & sea up your nose. I made the most of the Breakfast that my kind Airbnb host had left me, and read through some Whitstable tourist leaflets lying on the table, one informing me of it’s former and current famous inhabitants, among them, Alan Davies, Peter Cushing (Hammer Horror Films),  Harry Hill and Janet Street Porter.

The previous evenings excursion into the town where still lingering on my mind.  After my evening meal sitting at the harbours edge, I decided to walk/ride/push my bike along the sea-front back to the caravan park. It was a decision that I didn’t regret.  It seemed like the whole of Whitstable had the same idea.  Between each wooden groyne something different, champagne swilling revelers, somebody singing with a guitar, a group around a fire,  people on deck chairs outside stripy beach huts, kayakers returning before the light finally dies, and everybody facing the same way, looking at the same thing; the sun slowly setting.  Nobody wanted to miss the moment. The rare hot days of summer change the UK into a place that only exists in our dreams for most of the year, but when it does becomes reality Whitstable sea-front really is a lovely place to be.  Needless to say, the photographic possibilities where endless but my phone batteries where flat, so I only managed a couple of shots.

Todays ride was to be a recovery ride after the previous days exertions with the Bello Vela ladies along the Pilgrims Way, and I intended to ‘wibble’ my way along the coast towards Ramsgate on Sustrans Route 15.  Wibble I did (l think that wibbling is slower than wobbling), with temperatures already in the mid 20’s at 9 oclock, I wasn’t going anywhere fast!  The broad concrete path took me past the suburbs of Swalecliffe, Hampton and Herne Bay to the ruined medieval towers of St Marys at Reculver, and then across Wade Marsh to Margate, where I stopped for a cup of coffee in the old Town Square, outside The Bulls Head Pub where Eric Morecambe celebrated his wedding reception to the pub landlords daughter. I could feel a theme coming on.

I had been told about Margate’s recent re-birth and thriving art scene, and it certainly had all the signs of being in the process of a slightly bohemian re-gentrification (and still had plenty of ‘edge’ to make it interesting).  I wasn’t aware of it’s famous connections until I did some post ride googling.

Margate: Tracey Emin born there (Turner Contemporary Art Gallery), . TS Elliott wrote part of the ‘The Wasteland’ here. (recuperating from a nervous breakdown!).  A favorite with Turner ‘painter of light’ who was sent there when he was 11, later was reputed to have fallen for Mrs Booths Lodging house.

Dunkers and Dippers. The ruby Lounge and Haekels experience?

Broadstairs: Charles Dickens, Barnaby Rudge  …….to be continued!

A Pilgrims Tale

This is the story of the Bella Velo Cycling Clubs summer trip to the sea. It was a road ride full of unforeseen adventures that pushed us all to various limits. We conquered extreme heat, punctures, thigh-burning hills, came close to mutiny and possibly learnt a little about riding off-road, but most of all it was a rollicking good day out!

click here for the route map

When I saw a Bella Velo FB invitation to ride along the Pilgrims Way to Whitstable, with the promise of fish and chips by the sea, I was both interested and intrigued.  Intrigued because the BV ladies don’t normally stray so far from West London, and normally run training rides with an emphasis on the performance side of cycling (speed, endurance …..).  This was an A to B ride along an ancient trackway, more renowned for its history than it’s Strava segments!  It turned into something of an epic; not a ‘monster, never to be repeated’ kind of epic, but an epic none the less.

The day got off to a strange start for me due to an unusual early morning dream, which I hoped wasn’t an omen for things to come.  It involved getting caught up in a massive Hindu procession (complete with elephants!), along Whitstable High Street, forcing me to miss my rendez-vous at Cadence bike shop.  I put it down to worrying about having to ride at a slightly faster pace than I would normally ride.

Unlike my dream, I was up early and arrived at Cadence bike shop bang on the pre-arranged meeting time.  After standing there alone for 50 minutes,  I momentarily wondered if they’d bumped into the Elephants, but was soon thinking much worse, so I was very relieved to see Helen leading a large group across the traffic lights at the top of Anerley Hill.  The GPS route was to blame for the delay, and if ever there was an augur for things to come, it was that.

When I say we set-off at a cracking pace, I know it is all relative, but as we climbed Beddlestead lane up the back of the North Downs, it became abundantly clear that I was off the pace, and by the top, a good few minutes  behind the pack.  It was advertised as a social ride, it’s just that I lacked the oxygen to speak, and from a psychological perspective, being a ‘tail-end Charlie’ was proving a challenge, so at this stage I was thinking along the lines of continuing until lunch-time, then going at my own pace.  For those reading this that question why I choose such an exhausting form of humiliation, I say there is nothing wrong with humility, and knowing that I have the ability to follow my Garmin, and the strength to go the distance, gives me the confidence to ride with faster groups……..as far as I can. (I found out later that most people had predicted that we would  be there by lunch-time and had planned to be on the 2 pm train home, a profoundly un-realised dream, as it turned out)

We swooped down the steep chalk escarpment, and turned left onto a small lane and our journey along the Pilgrims Way began. This section of the ancient by-way, as with many other sections, is a fun roller-coaster ride on a single-track tarmac road, with great views of the Chalk Downs to the left and the Kent Weald to the right.  With the long climb up the downs out of the way, I managed to keep up, and we rode well as pack, making good progress until Trottiscliffe, where the road came to an untimely end at a No Entry sign.   Keeping to the GPS track that everyone had downloaded (herein referred to as the purple line), was looking like it would get us into a spot of legal trouble.

Having ridden this section earlier on in the year, I knew that it was possible to continue along a footpath at the base of the chalk escarpment, but persuading some people that their bike wasn’t going to explode or dis-integrate was difficult.  We didn’t really have much choice as keeping on the tarmac would mean back-tracking, which was equally unappealing to some people.  So off we set up the side of a field to join the ‘real’ Pilgrims Way, through the woods on smooth compacted mud.  I suddenly found myself propelled from the back to the front of the pack telling people to get their bums off the seat and keep their upper body loose!  Although there was a bit of dissent among the ranks, I also detected a few smiles at the adventure of it all.

Apart from a quick pit-stop at the Duke of Wellington in Ryarsh, following ‘the purple line’ continued to challenge our GPS and riding skills, taking us on a smorgasbord of small tarmac roads, nettle-lined footpaths, jeep tracks, lock-gates and pedestrian flyovers, passed housing estates, vineyards, pretty villages and across the Medway at Allington Lock to the little village of Boxley, where Helen was reliably informed by the locals in the Kings Arms, that the ‘purple line’ was not the most direct route to Whitstable and involved a thigh-burning hill.  I detected a distinct and growing lack of enthusiasm for much more ‘road less traveled’.

I’m not entirely sure what happened next, except to say that I found myself continuing on ‘the purple line’ along a beautiful section of the Pilgrims Way with Lou, who vowed she wouldn’t leave me in a ditch somewhere gasping for air, and I vowed that my Garmin and I would get her to Whitstable.  We had no idea whether the group was in front, behind or piling along the A2, but regardless of which group you where in, the last big challenge of the day had to be faced.  We had to get back over the North Downs, which meant going up the chalk escarpment at Hollingbourne. In the heat of one of the hottest days of the year and with legs sadly depleted, I think I can speak for most when I say I was accessing the dregs of my resources.

With the worst hill done and dusted we were enjoying a speedy descent when we suddenly came upon the rest of the group mending a puncture, so quite by chance we were back together again.  As we rode the last 15 miles into Whitstable, a sort of tired calm descended on the group, a collective determination to see it through, and as the sea came into view over the top of the  sea-wall a little cheer went up.  Out of 15 starters, 11 pairs of legs rode down Whitstable High Street to the harbour, to a very well-earned portion of Fish and Chips, and not an elephant in sight!  Well done all!

Route Map:

download ridewithgps route here

(includes amendments around Ryarsh)


By most people’s definition, this ride falls into the Adventure road-bike category, something that is close to my heart and a major inspiration for this blog.  Adventure road-biking is partly about ‘going slower and getting lost’.  If you would like to learn a bit more about it, please check out my previous post on Adventure road-biking here.

If you are interested in getting out on your bike more often, and you live in London here are a few links that you might find useful:

Bella Velo Cycling Club: This is a Facebook Group run by women, which has turned into a great forum for anything bike related happening in West London.  They organise their own training and social rides, but also advertise other club and group rides, as well as the occasional themed social evening. Catch them if you can, they’re great fun!

Dirty Weekend: Advertised as London’s first fun and social cycling club.  Offers a very varied menu of activities and levels of riding, with emphasis on the social.

Breeze Rides: Set-up by British Cycling to encourage women of all abilities to ride, from the competitive level to the total beginner. If you don’t know where to start, but know you want to get out and ride your bike more, these are the guys to get in touch with.  Just use their simple search box at the top of their website to find, groups, rides or cycling buddies near you.

Ladies Triumph Tourer

Back in the days when having  5 gears on your bike was aspirational, I suddenly found myself in possession of a 3-speed Ladies Triumph Tourer.  I was 11 and it took me a year to grow into it, but during that time, I started to understand that although my old bike looked a whole lot better, the Triumph Tourer was like riding a spirited colt.  It just wanted to be ridden; hard and fast, up hill and down dale, particularly down dale!

The particular dale I am thinking of, is a dip on the A5 just outside Shrewsbury.  I would put the bike in the hardest gear at the top of the hill and pedal like fury, out of the saddle, and if I gained enough speed, I would have enough momentum to roll up the other side without pedaling, with the added bonus of sitting on the saddle.  Although it was born out of necessity, because initially my legs weren’t long enough to pedal efficiently with my bum on the seat, riding that particular stretch of the A5 became a regular test of my strength and judgement way beyond those years.

There was just one problem with my new best friend, and that was its totally shabby appearance.  It let me down.  Nobody could see its fine qualities but me, and I hated that.  The blue frame was chipped down to it’s silvery undercoat and the wheel rims where so rusty that no amount of wire wool would restore their steel shine.  I had to somehow make it’s appearance match it’s indomitable spirit!

I discussed my restoration plans with my Dad, and decided that there were going to be no half measures. The plan was to re-spray the frame and replace the rims.  This involved totally disassembling the bike & wheels; every component was unscrewed, dismantled and either cleaned or thrown away for replacement at a later date. I was to be bike-less for as long as it took, and it was funded with pocket money and Birthday and Christmas presents.  It took just over a year.  Would I have embarked on it had I known the hardships and frustrations that lay ahead?!

Disassembling the bike and re-spraying the frame was relatively straight forward.  The re-spray involved a huge amount of preparation, and I still remember the frame dangling by a piece of string from the ceiling of the ‘scullery’ (an unused room at the bottom of the rambling, slightly dilapidated Victorian house we had recently moved to).  I gutted the room so it was just me (togged up in overalls and a face-mask), my bike and a can of spray.  The process lasted weeks with base layers, a couple of colour layers and final lacquers and sealants all needing to be dried and rubbed down.  At this stage the project was on time, on budget and fun, but it wasn’t to last.

Nowadays the idea of replacing the rims seems ridiculous, but back then it was a simple case of economics.  There was no way I could afford to replace a whole set of wheels, particularly as the rear wheel included the Sturmey Archer 3-speed hub, so I bought a spoke key and dissembled the wheels into rim, spokes and hub.  I toured various bike shops for an affordable pair of 26″ rims and finally found a little shop on the ‘wrong’ side of town which sold me a pair.

The Deal was that I would work out the spoke pattern and lace the spokes, and my Dad would ‘true’ the wheel.  As I was nearing the end of the ‘lacing’ process, I realised to my horror that the number of spoke holes left on the hub were more than the number left on the  rim, so I ended up with a couple of spokes dangling from the hub with no where to go.  Apparently spoke numbers and wheel design change with the same regularity as gear ratios, and things had moved on since the creation of the Ladies Triumph Tourer.  I was gutted, but hoped that the man in the shop would understand, and either allow me to exchange the rims for a pair with the right number of spoke holes, or give me my money back.  He did neither, claiming that he had seen me drop the rims after I had left the shop when I bought them.  It couldn’t have been further from the truth.  I didn’t drop them and they were as ‘true’ as the day they left the shop.

My Dad, who is normally very quiet and mild mannered, marched to the shop in a rage and argued my case, but the shop-owner dug his heels in. So my dream was in tatters.  I can’t remember exactly how long we debated our options, but in the end we threatened to take him to court, and he grudgingly gave us some money back, but not the full amount.  The whole thing left me out of pocket and way behind schedule.  The new rims, which we ordered from another bike shop were more expensive and took an age to arrive, but arrive they did!

With the wheels and frame finished, it was just a case of re-building the bike.  Cranks with cotter pins, and unsealed bottom brackets, that could be opened with a six-inch nail and a hammer; it was fantastically unsophisticated, but woe betide me if I chipped my newly sprayed frame!  I replaced all the cables as well as the pedals,  mud-gaurds (with massive mud-flap on the front), chain-guard, pump, saddle & rack all the highest specifications that my money could buy and all colour co-ordinated, of course.

It was, at last ready to be revealed to an unsuspecting public.  People who had once scoffed at its peeling exterior would gasp in wonder as it zoomed by in a whirl of shiny blue and silver.  It would take me across continents and over undiscovered mountain ranges. Really?  It had taken over 2 years from dream to reality, because the dreaming bit was at least a year, and over that period I had learnt a lot about bikes, so much in fact, that what I really wanted was a 27″ wheeled, 10- speed, Reynolds 531 framed bike with Bluemels mud-gaurds and a top end of the range Campagnola group-set.  It felt disloyal even thinking about such a thing after all that work.  I was torn, but it wasn’t an option anyway.

My Ladies Triumph Tourer took me on one tour, before I was to leave it in the shed for a 5-speed Royal Enfield Ladies racing bike, which I got for my 15th birthday.


Here are a couple of pictures of the Meole Wheelers first tour in 1980.  Pictured left; final preparations! Pictured right; I was 14 and sitting on my beloved Ladies Triumph Tourer (on the right).

There is a story within this story that I feel strangely compelled to share.  I was a child that found fitting in at school really tough and, at the time, I couldn’t express how that made me feel; I was lucky if my credibility rating was neutral, but when I was 11 it was at an all-time low. What was really behind my ambitions to turn something that nobody noticed, into something that people would admire? Me, of course.  I am the bike.


Porto Impressions

Here is a snap-shot view of a long weekend in Porto.  I went with very little knowledge of the place and returned with a handful of impressions, that would almost certainly change if I lived there. Observations of a city that seems to be at the start of a transformation; what better opportunity for someone who enjoys time-travel!

The trip also included a day on some hire bikes, which definitely falls into the category of a ride less ordinary and is described in a separate blog, as well as some interesting cultural excursions, which are detailed towards the bottom of this blog.

Old granite tenements

My over-riding memory of Porto is of it’s buildings. The city is built from granite, which is grey from a distance but has a lot of pink in it on closer inspection.  Granite being one of the hardest and most durable rocks on the planet, Porto is not about to crumble into it’s river, but it is having a damn good try.  The oldest part of the city is around the cathedral and is a mass of  multi-storey narrow terraced town houses, connected by a network of narrow steep passages, lived in by generations of the same family, that carry on building upwards.  The area has been declared a World Heritage Site, so anybody considering stopping the decay needs to adhere to a whole slew of building regulations, which would amount to huge sums of money.  It is difficult not to see a problem here, but an obvious solution didn’t spring to mind either.

For an excellent street-view shot click here.

Decadence and Decay

Apart from the granite, the other building material is tiles, in a multitude of colours and designs.  Pretty much every house house is different from the next, which combined with it’s decay gives it a really bohemian feel.  Every street seemed to have an abandoned tiled mansion, which if you come from London where people renovate and sell their garages for huge sums of money, is about as opposite as it gets.

Street life

Although it is possible to appreciate the beauty in something which is old and decaying, for example the differing colours and textures of rusting metal can be as aesthetically pleasing as polished chrome, even so at times I felt strangely confronted by what I saw.  The area around the cathedral felt more like a living museum, with the inhabitants in some kind of cage.  Would I want a load of strangers watching me hang my ‘smalls’ out every day?  I think not.  On the other hand tourism helps them financially and judging someone else’s happiness based on their material wealth is nonsense, so I’ll hush my overactive mind!

Port and the River Douro

Whilst I was acquiring a taste for it, I learnt that Porto’s most famous export, Port, only became famous after the British got a taste for it in the 1700’s, and also that it is a mixture of a distilled grape-based spirit and wine. The Port barges where used to ferry the barrels to the massive warehouses on the other side of the river to Porto, in an area called Vila Nova de Gaia.  This area does not have the same building restrictions as its neighbour across the river, which is noticeable along the river-front.  I’m saying nothing!

Some cultural excursions & a bit more about the art of getting lost


Centro Português de Fotografia

An art installation called Eclipse in the Largo Amor de Perdição

The Centro de Fotografia is housed in an old jail near the Clerigos Tower, which sits at the top of the hill above the oldest parts of the city.  The inside of the building has been renovated to reveal granite stone walls, massive rooms and a bewildering set of stairways and passages linking different parts of the building.  The visiting photographic exhibition was much less interesting than the building itself (and there was no English translation). We did spend a fair amount of time wondering whether we had missed the room we were meant to see, and had accidentally wondered into a bit of the building that was off limits!  Apparently there is a fine collection of cameras on the top floor, but I don’t think we found the right set of stairs. My travelling companion was not amused.


Pictured left: The weather was ‘patchy’, but not as bad as the weather forecast.  Juliet posing with her brolly next to a giant purple wasp nest, in the square in front of the photography museum.


Jardins do Palácio de Crista

The Crystal Palace gardens looking towards the River Douro, with the Via de Cintura Interna (bridge) in the background

Next day was my favourite, with liberal amounts of quirkiness, surprises, and all remarkably tourist-free; something that neither of us could fathom.  It started at the ‘Jardins do Palacio Cristal’, a 19th century garden looking over the River Douro.  The Crystal Palace had long gone and been replaced by a UFO shaped building used for exhibitions and sporting events.  We skirted the building and attempted to find the Museu Romantico da Quinta da Macieirinha, which was suppose to be in its grounds.  After much rummaging around, along over-gown terraces, up and down mossy steps, past secret fountains & along tree-lined avenues we eventually stumbled across it, only to discover that it was closed for renovation. We re-traced our steps back through the maze and entered the UFO building in order to find some toilets, and suddenly found ourselves in the middle of a Humanfest, a celebration of all things ‘alternative’.  We were lured into the main arena by pulsating drum beats, surrounded by people wearing colourful trousers with low crotches, clutching their yoga mats, with promises of chakra alignment and finding Nirvana ……and all because we couldn’t find the toilets.  What a destination!

Being a South Londoner, I was interested to read that Porto’s Crystal Palace was based on our very own Crystal Palace in London’s SE19, and was built to host the International Exhibition of Porto, but similar to it’s South London sister, the original glass structure no longer exists.  It was replaced, not by a football stadium but a hockey stadium which hosted the 1954 world championships.  There is a sense that something is missing probably because we always associate a garden with a house, but it is worth a visit for its general quirkiness, lack of signage and views of the river. Click here for a blog link that taught me a few things that I included in this description, and has some off the beaten track ideas.

Museu de Arte Contemporânea de Serralves

Our intention to get a bus from the Crystal Palace to the Museum of Contemporary Art dried up after half an hour at the bus stop, and we decided on a cab, as it was a fair distance from the centre of town.  The Museum wasn’t cheap but you had options!  We chose the Serralves villa, which housed a visiting Miro exhibition, and entry to the gardens.  To access the villa we happened to pass a giant trowel, but you’d expect nothing less from a contemporary art museum.  We passed by the villa back garden which consisted of a series of very long parallel hedges, and into the 1930’s Art Deco villa and the exhibition.  A lot of the paintings were of Women and Birds, but the trouble with art for people like myself (who lack context or art education) is that what enters my head upon seeing a painting is utter garbage which usually ends up making me laugh.  The picture below looks to me like a lascivious cow-ant woman, who has been on the lash, and although the energy from her Solar Plexus is strong, it needs serious re-alignment (something I felt qualified to assess after my unexpected trip to the Humanfest!).  As for the bird, just don’t get me started! Ho hum, there really is no hope for me!

After recovering my sensibilities we took a walk through the gardens, which were amazing.  In contrast to the earlier garden experience, I felt like I was being led through a series of different landscapes by the architect, from the very formal, through a series of beautifully planted water gardens to a natural woodland, complete with the occasional weird and wonderful modern art installations scattered around …….and we had the place to ourselves.  What a treat. Needless to say the southern exit to the gardens was closed, which meant a long haul back up the hill to the main gates, through an under-ground carpark.  Maybe we were suffering from ‘sign blindness’?

Casa da Música

The ticket office in the Casa da Musica

A quick late lunch at Casinha Boutique cafe and onto a concert at the Casa da Musica which is a very modern concert hall with an undulatory forecourt (made up of fenestral limestone for the Geo’s amongst you).  The building itself is difficult to describe but the words multi-floored, white concrete, glass and polished chrome would be included.  Tours of the building are only twice daily and a lot of the rooms are not open to the public, but they have a very varied and full programme of classical music, so we tried an up and coming Cellist playing Prokofiev and Brahms.  It was only an hour long, started at 4 pm and was just what I needed after all that tramping around gardens. As with the rest of the day, it was uncrowded and tourist free!  I am marginally more qualified to comment on music; The Prokofiev was tricky and well mastered but his connection with the music was not great, the slow movement of the Brahms was beautifully played and the encore (sort of tarantella gaining speed as it went a long, recognized it but hopeless with names) was fun!  We did try to gain access to the main hall but it was locked.  Perhaps we had done enough poking around where we shouldn’t for one day.


Tour de Hollande

Holland conjures up lots of iconic images in my mind, like windmills, dykes, tulips, coffee houses, brothels and people with a fascination for the colour orange, as well as, and much more importantly, bicycles.  So after much virtual ‘recccying and googlage’, I put together a cycling tour around the central area of Holland, starting from the Hoek of Holland, going north along the sand dunes, lunch in Leiden, afternoon through the bulb fields and along the Westeinderplassen (yes, really) to Amsterdam, where I stayed with friends for 2 days. I followed this with 3 days of riding back to the Hoek via Naarden, Amersfoot, Amerongen, Dordrecht and Rotterdam.

Googles street-view didn’t inspire.

My expectations were largely based on googles street-view which I used to check the scenery along the routes I was creating, and I have to admit that it worried me (picture left)!  It wasn’t so much that it looked flat and uninspiring, more that every street-view shot looked almost identical, but as it often turns out, my dampened expectations were totally blown out of the water!   I designed the route to go through as many interesting towns as possible, on small country roads which didn’t have cycle lanes, or on cycle tracks that were exclusively for bikes and not near a road.

My trip began and ended with an overnight ferry from Harwich to Hoek and back, which somehow added to my excitement.  Maybe just the adventure of going to sleep in one country and waking up in another.  It also had the advantage of not having to pack my bike into a bag, so setting off from home with my ‘wee stead’ loaded up added to the fun, and reminded me of my old cycle touring days.

Click here for route map

Cycling Day 1 Chelmsford to the Hoek of Holland

I took the train from Liverpool Street to Chelmsford, as finding an enjoyable route from home to Harwich would have been a 100+ miler, and I’m more into enjoying the ride than clocking the miles.

Felixstowe from the sea-front of Harwich town.

The weather forecast was appalling; cold with scattered blustery showers and the risk of thunder and hail.  I nearly wimped out and stayed on the train at Chelmsford but knew that I would regret it.  At this point I was feeling a little nervous about the whole trip, possibly because it had been a while since I had done any solo touring. As it happened the weather turned out to be on my side and the Sustrans route 1 was well-marked, quiet, picturesque and a balm to my nerves!  At Colchester I picked up Route 51 (named the North Sea Trail) and found that it was equally pleasant, apart from half an hour of main road just after Wivenhoe.  I arrived at the International port too early and decided to continue on to the Historic town of Harwich, which was only an additional 3 miles.  As I looked down the old High Street I couldn’t help thinking there was something very British about it, and then my eyes alighted on the UKIP headquarters.  I had an uncomfortable few moments pondering my sequence of thoughts!!  I wandered around the town looking for a place to eat, but like a lot of declining seaside resorts, most of the pubs had an edge to them that was a tad off-putting to a stranger ….and a female one at that.  I eventually found a real gem of a place, not cheap but it sold fresh Cromer crab and a pint of delicious hoppy ale.  I couldn’t think of a better way to start the trip and I hurtled back to the Port in a post-alcohol haze of contentment.

I got to my windowless cabin at around 9.30 pm, watched some telly, went to sleep and awoke at 6.30 am on the other side of the North Sea. Simples!

Cycling Day 2 Hoek of Holland to Amsterdam

As I set off from the port I quickly realised that riding in a country where bike lanes are an inherent part of the road design, meant that I had to understand a whole new set of rules.  As I approached the first junction I had no idea who had the right of way, and this was complicated by the change from driving on the left to the right.  I felt like I needed an L plate or a English flag on a number of occasions, even though it did feel luxurious having the super smooth bike lanes to myself.

I was very soon out of Hoek and along the dunes of the coastal path, with abundant wildlife twittering, hopping and floating about me.  The Coots and the Rabbits seemed very tame, maybe it was just feeding time.  I have to mention at this point that the first of my expectations was challenged.  Holland isn’t as flat as a pancake ……..not that I’m saying it’s hilly, but there were distinct undulations.  I was, after all, cycling over beautifully paved sand dunes, and when has a sand dune ever been flat?  There was also a stiff north easterly wind, and a couple of panniers adding to my rolling resistance.  I was happy but slow!

At The Hague I was forced inland in order to cross the Verversingskanal, and for some inexplicable reason my GPS took me a very strange route through the suburbs.  As I was nearing the edge of town a massive black cloud dominated the horizon and was directly in my path.  I stopped to put on every piece of water-proof clothing that I had brought with me and set off feeling more like a motor-cyclist.  As I continued along the sand dunes, the cloud that was in front of me moved inland without a single drop hitting my black amphibious outer-shell.  It seemed like a miracle and I managed to snap the moment with my camera phone (feature photo above).

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Large Windmill in the centre of Leiden (Molen de Valk) – bedecked for King’s day

I continued on through the sand-dune nature reserve on a smooth winding track, past spring-green woods bursting with life, and my assumption that sand dunes would be boring was just plain wrong.  Eventually heading inland towards Leiden, the going became truly flat and I found myself cycling through a landscape that had just been doused with heavy rain, making everything thing sharp shiny and new, just for me!!  Leiden was a good-looking university town with plenty to satiate my appetite for Dutch icons, including a great windmill, plenty of canals with draw-bridges, old barges, gabled houses and tulips.

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A bulb field near Keukenhof

Onward to the town of Keukenhof and the capital of the areas bulb growing industry.  The tourism was on a fairly industrial scale as well. My phone battery died on me mid bulb-experience, but here is proof of my presence!  I think I preferred the wild ones on the side of the dyke.

With tiring legs, I stopped for a late lunch in Keukenhof and then set out for the final push to Amsterdam, along the vast inland lake of Westeinderplassen, with it’s hosts of boat-houses.  The weather started closing in as I passed through a wood on the outskirts of Amsterdam (called the Amsterdam wood!), and as I entered the city the heavens opened. My GPS battery was dangerously low and I was on a mission to get to Java Island, to the north of the city. My route took me through the Rijksmuseum building which was spectacular; only in Holland would a two lane cycle highway go through one of the capitals major cultural buildings.  With no time to stop I pushed on over all the semi-circular canals. The bike traffic at rush hour was verging on terrifying, so I didn’t stop to think about it. Arriving a little earlier than arranged, but at least in one piece and with the last 5% of my GPS battery, I found a bar and calmed my nerves with a steadying wies beir.  Nothing if not predictable!

Cycling Day 3 Amsterdam to Amerongan

Friends, Bitterballen and Beer!

I set off from Amsterdam with a mixture of emotions; not wanting to leave the security of my friends, but also being lured by the open road and wanting to continue my journey. My stay in Amsterdam had coincided with Kings day, when everybody celebrates the King’s birthday (the first King of Holland,  William of Orange, hence the love of that particular colour). My host generously provided a suitably embarrassing orange tank-top to wear, but it ended up being hidden beneath layers of clothes trying to keep the biting north-sea breeze at bay. Shame!  I also experienced riding a proper dutch bicycle and was invited onto a house boat, so it was a fully immersive experience. Thanks Girls!

My route out of Amsterdam took me next to the Amsterdam Rijnkanal, which is the worlds busiest canal, skirting the edge of the massive Ijmeer lake that used to be a sea inlet, and passing through the fortified towns of Muiden and Naarden.  Beyond Naarden, the landscape changed, no more canals it was all woods from now on.  Initially the paths were as flat and beautifully maintained as the previous ride, but as the morning progressed, I found myself on smaller and less well-marked trails, and yes, it was distinctly undulatory.  Although I do have a penchant for off-road and gravel sections, it is a bit different with a couple of loaded panniers on board.  It was when I found myself on a section of singletrack complete with roots, drops and well maintained burms, with a full suspension mountain bike coming towards me at speed, that I realised my mistake. I had somehow found my way into a mountain bike park.  The surprised look on the mountain bikers face as I tried to dismount and drag my fully laden road bike into the undergrowth to let him pass, said it all.  I think the word ‘dumb’ springs to mind, but hey I wasn’t likely to see him again.

I managed to re-navigate this section of the route to a more sensible option and decorum was restored!  I arrived at Amersfoot in time for lunch and found a market day in full swing, with a lot of stalls selling fried fish.  It smelt good but as I pushed my bike passed the multitude of eating options I was somewhat overwhelmed by it all.  I just wanted one cafe. Perhaps I was tired or concerned about getting to Amerongan before the shops shut, but whatever the reason I decided to push on.

I was quickly out of town and back out on quiet forest paths and eventually in one of the oldest woodlands in Holland called Nationaal Park de Utrechtse Heuvelrug, with beautiful smooth trails wherever I looked, the riding was sweet.  As I neared my final destination I had planned to climb the highest hill in the district, standing at a whopping 69.2 metres, but alas, it wasn’t to be.  It soon became clear that the bike path to the top was for mountain bikes, and I really didn’t want to repeat my earlier experience.  With 80 km out of my legs, I was happy enough to push-on to my Airbnb in Amerongan and suss-out the eating options for the evening.

My bolt-hole for the night was a very attractively converted garage at the bottom of someones garden.  It was huge and as I entered the building I realized to my dismay that the temperature was the same inside as out ……..cold.  I searched high and low for a thermostat or boiler but to no avail. Being a tad tired at this point, I sat on the commodious settee in my jacket and gloves feeling tired and glum and contemplating a whole evening of  ……cold.  I eventually managed to get hold of the land-lady, who told me the thermostat was next to the toilet, and well, it was!  I had no faith that it was possible to heat such a building this side of Christmas, but luckily I was wrong.  Things were looking up.

I decided to eat-in rather than look for a restaurant, and having spotted a supermarket on my way, I returned with an empty pannier and browsed the myriad of Dutch ready meals.  I was trying to choose  between Stroompenbollens and haagenbratjesbrood, when I realised that I hadn’t checked if the B&B had a microwave, so I reluctantly chose tortellini with a mushroom sauce!

When I returned, my five-star garage was quite warm and I actually dared to take off my jacket.  By 8 pm I was warm and fed, the sky turned blue and the light outside took on a magical glow.  I grabbed my phone, jumped on my bike and explored Amerongan’s finest sites,  bathed in a light that was even too much for my camera phone. It had been a day of metaphorical and real undulations but definitely ended on an up.

Amerongan Windmill
Amerongan high street at dusk

 Cycling Day 4 Amerongan to Dordrecht

Apple cake to die for!

The previous evenings promise of good weather held good, and the sun rose into a clear blue sky.  The wind was brisk but to my joy, was at my back.  I whistled along the tops of dykes on near empty roads, past cow-grazed polders and through small picturesque villages, at one point using a river ferry to cross the River Lek. By morning coffee time I was in the small town of Culemborg, sitting in a town square full of historic buildings, with numerous cyclists of all ages,  everyone enjoying the sunshine and the local apple-cake, which is definitely in my top ten.  Looking around me, I couldn’t help thinking the Dutch had got a lot of things right, including a very healthy attitude to exercise and old age! Although there were a fair few lycra-clad Mamils and Mawils whizzing about, there were also lots of people on ordinary bikes just enjoying a day out.  Maybe I should start looking into retirement homes!

My route took me from the River Lek to the River Waal (which turns into the Rhine), and to a town called Gorinchem for lunch.  It was larger than Columborg but still had a restaurant dominated historic square.  On account of the breeze, it was a bit of an effort keeping everything grounded,   but great fun watching the waiters trying to keep everything under control (my beer mat ended up in the salad of the lady sitting next to me).  Onwards on what felt like my e-bike, and as I neared Dordrecht the scenery started to become more industrial.  As I crossed a massive bridge across the Waal, and inspite of the wind being behind me, I felt in need of a little shelter and was relieved to arrive at my next port-of-call.  Dordrecht is a, you guessed it, picturesque city on the river Waal and my Bed for the night was in a tiny house which overlooked a canal, just behind the main street.  My hosts where there to greet me and invited me to join them for dinner at an ‘eat-in’ in a Lutheran church hall (which I accepted), but first I sunk into the comfortable settee for a brief rest, with my cheeks burning and my hair like a burst mattress I was out like a light for about 30 minutes. The food was delicious and I found it difficult not to appear greedy and when I returned to my lodgings,  in spite of my 30 minute power nap, I slept soundly.

Cycling Day 5 Dordrecht to Hoek via Rotterdam

I awoke to leaden grey skies, packed my bike and set off to find coffee and a bun.  Monday in Holland seems to be more like a Sunday in the UK, with most shops and cafes closed.  I trundled along the cobbled streets until I found myself at the river ferry terminal.  I had planned to get the ferry to Kinderdijk, which has a collection of 19 windmills built in the 1700’s, and then onto Rotterdam.  The boat trip involved changing boats at Ridderkerk and boarding a little ‘shunter’ which took me across the Waal to Kinderdijk.  I had the boat to myself, but as it pulled in to the jetty, I was faced with a barrage of tourists hovering around a gift shop and cafe, and my heart sank!  Although I was starting to get hungry, I found the idea of battling through the crowds to find somewhere to lock my bike, followed by competing for a table at an overpriced mediocre cafe, unpleasant, to put it politely.  I ‘mooched’ along the dykes jostling for space and practicing my slow riding bike control skills, past numerous mills, some of them abandoned and some still occupied, made a loop through the village of Alblasserdam and back on the boat to Rotterdam, with an ever widening hole in my stomach.

Kinderdijk on a grey day!

With the previous day being wall to wall sunshine, I was finding it difficult to fully engage with the day, and I was also slightly distracted by the fact that I had to get to Hoek before the Stenaline office closed, to sort out a problem with my booking.  The scenery from Kinderdijk to the centre of Rotterdam was unremarkable, and would have benefited by a blue sky backdrop, but that’s just over-expectation on my part.  My journey by boat ended at the Erasmus bridge which dominates the river and city skyline and links the north of the city to the south.  I had planned a cycle tour of the centre of Rotterdam which turned out to be on a much smaller scale than I had imagined, but interesting none the less, and at last I found somewhere to buy coffee and a bun!  I cycled back along the river, past the famous Cubic Houses, which where situated on top of  a major road junction, and on past the Central Market (Markthal) and the World Trade Centre, down a long tram-filled road called Nieuwe Binnenweg to Delfshaven. This is one of the few areas of the city that survived the extensive bombing of WW2 and has the additional attraction of a brewery with a cafe attached, which I was looking forward to visiting.  My Monday morning feeling prevailed as I realised that it was shut on a Monday, and I was left yet again looking for an interesting place to eat.  I found a little restaurant on the quayside and was happy to have a leisurely late lunchy breakfast.

My last challenge of the day was to ride to Hoek in time to check my bike ferry booking at the Stenaline office, and after a fair few kilometers of city sprawl, I found my self hurtling along the riverside path, and with parks whizzing by on my right and massive tankers on my left, my mojo returned.  I found the ferry office with little difficulty and sorted the ticket for my return, which left me with a few hours to explore.  Hoek wasn’t unpleasant, but I suppose that isn’t much of a recommendation!  I was surprised to find a wild wooded area to the north of the town, which filled half an hour, if you went around it twice!  Eventually I decided to try out another restaurant and have another long leisurely meal, as the ferry check-in didn’t start until 8.30 pm.  I found one with a great view of the river, and although it was the most expensive of  the trip I was in the mood to treat myself.  I read my book, watched the boats, drank my way though a couple of strange beers and watched the light start to fade over the largest container port in Europe.

Goodbye Holland, I’ll be back!

Just to add a little spice to my final minutes on Dutch soil, I turned right instead of left out of the restaurant and found myself back in the sand dunes wondering were on earth the ferry terminal had disappeared to. Surely the beer wasn’t that strong?  When I realised my mistake, and in a panic not to miss the boat, I unknowingly hurtled past the check-in booth and only stopped after I heard a furor behind me. It turned out to be the lady in the booth running down the car lane trying to alert me to her existence. The porthole in my cabin, which was single occupancy, was massive and looked out over the front of the ship.  I had a double bed, with another bunk bed, a telly and a large ensuite, all the £35. I watched the last of Holland slip away from the comfort of my bed before giving in to my heavy eye-lids.

Cycling day 6 Harwich to Colchester

I had planned to take the train directly from Harwich, but as I rolled off the boat, fully kitted up with breakfast inside me, it seemed daft getting onto the train, so I re-traced my earlier route along Sustrans 51.  Harwich was waking up to to a sunny spring morning and I happily pootled along to Colchester, via Wivenhoe and a lovely section of trail along the River Colne.  Okay, it wasn’t super smooth two-lane cycle paths, but it was pretty dam good! I couldn’t help indulge in a large bacon buttie on Colchester station, just to affirm that I was well and truly back home. As the train chugged through the  London suburbs, I looked back on the week and knew that there were more adventures to be had across the North Sea. Another dose of Dutch is definitely on the cards.

Home soil, and a trip along the Colne at Wivenhoe.

Route Map

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Up the Ravensbourne

….and down the Darent.  That was the plan.  As part of my scheme to ride to the source of all the rivers entering the Thames along its passage through London, I thought I would start at Deptford and finish at Dartford; going up one river and down another.  I had already reccied both the Darent and the Ravensbourne so all I needed to do was stitch them together at the top.  Surely not asking too much?

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Getting to Deptford Creek, and the start of the Ravensbourne turned out to be more difficult than I had imagined.  After getting the Overground to Rotherhithe, I proceeded to set off confidently in the wrong direction.  It was one of the occasions when my GPS was sending me one way, and my internal sense of direction was sending me another.  In the the end, my internal compass won the day.  I’d loaded the wrong route and was heading in the direction of home.  For some reason that set the tone for the day.

I eventually found the right route on my GPS and started my ‘ascent’ up the River Ravensbourne, a vertical ascent of 163 meters over 25 km’s (17 as the river flows).  Having discovered it’s delight on a previous reccy (but on that occasion descending it), this time around there was no surprises, the wind was against me, and it was cold.  My normal cycling exuberance was a little ….flat.  Once past Bromley and on to the off-road sections, I realised that I should have paid more heed to the fact that it had been raining a lot in the previous days. The going was soggy, with a few unrideable sections.   Nearing the top of Keston Common, I came across an information board, which previous to my blog, I would have ignored.  It pointed out a large house through the trees called Ravensbourne Lodge, built in 1861, and owned, amongst others, by the Tate and Lyle family who built labs and hot houses and grew sugar-cane in the grounds of the house.  Tate and Lyle reminded me of my first trip east along the Thames, 6 months ago.  I like it when I can make a link! In 1967 the entire estate was bought by a Seismic Exploration Company called Seismograph Service Ltd, which although has long since been taken over, I remember from my early days in the Oil Industry. Two links from one information board!

Looking across the Vale of Keston from Wilberforce Oak on a cold wintery day.

As I past the last of the Keston ponds and Ceasars spring (the font of the Ravensbourne), I was at last back on new territory and getting my mojo back.  Before I knew it, I was reading another information board, this time telling me about a conversation between William Wilberforce & the ‘then’ Prime Minister, Mr Pitt (in 1788), and it was here that Willberforce mentioned to Pitt his intention to bring forward the abolition of the slave trade. The path looked over the vale of Keston, and the conversation took place under an old oak tree, which has been replaced by a ‘sturdy sapling’.  No links here, but I am constantly surprised by the number of information boards I come across, even in the back of beyond.

The path swooped down a little scarp into the valley and along the road to the village of Downe which is where Charles Darwin & Nigel Farage lived for many years.  Not together of course, or at the same time, but I couldn’t help wondering what they would have made of one another? Apparently Charles Darwin suffered terribly (probably stress related) with his digestion, and I suddenly found myself wondering whether Nigel suffered with similar complaints from his pint drinking habits. I’ve given up trying to control the nonsense that passes through my head!  I passed Orchis Bank where Darwin studied Orchid pollination and later published his book, Fertilisation of Orchids and experts believe this inspired his final paragraph in the Origin of Species: ” It is interesting to contemplate an entangled bank, clothed with many plants of many kinds, with birds singing on the bushes, with various insects flitting about, and with worms crawling through the damp earth, and to reflect that these elaborately constructed forms, so different from each other, and dependent on each other in so complex a manner, have all been produced by laws acting around us …. and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

So much culture, but I found it very difficult to ‘contemplate an entangled bank’ and cycle up it at the same time.  The gradients on some of the off-road sections where just too steep and rutted to ride, and I was forced to get off, which I always see as defeat.  The final blow was finding a section of path blocked by a land-owner who would rather not have the inconvenience of people passing his property.  By this stage I was massively behind schedule and rather than try to find a pleasant alternative I just stuck to the larger roads.

I entered the Darent valley along a chalk escarpment to the west of Shoreham, which again proved a tricky ride and actually upending me on a steeper section.  Luckily for my ego, no-one was around to witness such a rarity!  With bits of chalk and clay stuck to my left thigh I continued on to the Lullingstone park visitors centre, where I burnt the roof of my mouth on the last remains of their (very salty) soup of the day. Sometimes things just stack up against me!

A boat full of spring flowers at Eynsford. Perhaps spring really was on the way?

The sun came out at Eynsford, and although there wasn’t many daylight hours left to enjoy it, it turned out to be a sign of better things to come.  I made quick progress down the Darent valley and was keen to finish the ride by exploring an alternative route into Dartford as my last attempt was far from enjoyable.  My planned route used the Darent Valley Path, which I picked up in the village of Darenth, at end of the Chequers Pub road.  After 300 metres I was on a firm rideable path next to the Darent, rolling under the M25 and from here on (apart from a short section of A225), the path took me right into the centre of Dartford.  It was a ride less ordinary; a quiet forgotten track past everything from the willow-banked river Darent to derelict mills and the local Industrial estate, ending in the Central Park Gardens.  As I pootled through the park back to the station, my path took me under a bridge which was playing one of Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos (!).  Apparently it’s meant to discourage bad behavior.  It seemed to aptly round off my day of unexpected cultural encounters, and made me think that perhaps the world wasn’t against me, after all.

Download the Ride with GPS file here. (if you dare!), or click here  for a slightly tamed version of the route.

Route Map

Thanks Mum!

Right: Me touring Ireland in 1985, Middle: Mum on her 28″ wheeler on her way to work, Left; My brother and I preparing for our first unaccompanied YHA trip 1980 (I was 15 and on the ‘Ladies Triumph Tourer …….3 speed Sturmey Archer gears).

…for inspiring me to choose the road less traveled, for trusting me to explore the world on my own, and for lending me your Ladies Triumph Tourer when Mrs Inwood reversed her car over my bike! Who would have guessed it would be the start of a life-long love of the open road!

Maps, maps and more maps ….


This is what happens when a bicycling Geologist is ‘put out to grass’, and the days are short, cold and uninviting to all but the hardiest of cyclists.  The Geological cross-section is based on the first half of the Milk Churn Loop from Esher to Rudgwick, which is written up here. It uses the vertical profile from RidewithGPS, and is filled in using the 1:65000 Bedrock Geology Map from the British Geological Survey, drafted in Microsoft Powerpoint.

The Cross-section shows how the gradients of the route are dictated by the rocks, with the siltstones and claystones being flatter, and the sandstones and limestones forming the tougher climbs.  It particularly accentuates the steepness of the scarp slope of the Chalk on Whitedown Lane (but you do have to bear in mind the vertical exaggeration!).

The map of rivers and tributaries shows that the ride starts out along the River Mole and then heads over the downs roughly equidistant between the River Mole and the River Wey, eventually reaching the tributaries of the River Arun, which drains south into the English Channel.  It shows that the brook next to Weare Street also drains into the River Arun, hence on this ride it is slightly uphill.

The Elevation map on the right accentuates the valleys carved by the River Wey and the River Mole as they cut through the Chalk of the North Downs, forming two hill free routes through the hills.



rivers1-1281-x-767-1024x613The rivers and tributaries map is based on data from Ordanance Survey (OS) opendata called OS open rivers, downloaded into ArcGis Explorer, tarted up in Microsoft Powerpoint, and the Elevation map is another OS opendata product called OS Terrain 50.  All free for all!